CruelestMonth @AprilSW
When the cashier bags your items in a nonsensical way after you've arranged them in a logical fashion Joined September 2008-
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There are no rules anymore
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hooooooooooooooooly SHIT
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After hearing the man yell and struggle, the dog managed to open one of the car doors and race down a short hill to his owner, launched himself at the shark and bit into the shark’s gills. 4.nbcla.com/f7dDEqi
Thought someone was pounding on my (second floor) window. Nope just an #earthquake
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2.9 magnitude #earthquake. 1 mi from Silver Lake, #CA, United States earthquaketrack.com/quakes/2018-02…
Pro tip:Don't buy furniture from @BabiesRUs @ToysRUs they can't actually deliver it.Curbside only. How's this Preggo lady moving a dresser?
Why does every single concession line @theforum move so slowly!!!
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Glendale Galleria • Glendale PD w/ GPD Air Unit searching/combing area for a female 20's yrsofAge, brown/blond hair, Unk circumstances
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We each hold the name of a victim of gun violence. My sign reads "Steven Curnow." #NoBillNoBreak #EnoughIsEnough
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gunshots or fireworks, glendale edition
If @hotpockets and @CrackerBarrel can't smell what @TheRock is cooking, they just ain't trying #wrestlemania
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Crowd is packed and HYPE for #WrestleMania ! @1053thefan
I am phenomenal #wm32 #WrestleMania #chrisjericho #AJStyles
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.@hardball_chris asked if he thought a man is also responsible under the law for abortions. Trump: "I would say no"
.@hardball_chris asked if he thought a man is also responsible under the law for abortions. Trump: "I would say no"
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سید امید. ....... @omidsarrot90573
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A @Aeseren
97 Followers 503 Following Automation/Data Analytics/WebDev. Bike folder. Book reader. Thing maker. I've a lot of questions. She/her
fuckyoutacobell🖕�... @fuckyoutacobell
172 Followers 4K Following I'm someone that's tired of taco bell's shit. I'm Protesting with memes. Going to make EVERY meme into a #🖕🌮🔔meme till they do the right thing.
Michael BECK @Amz_GiftsLohse4
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Susan Francis @e1989b1118dmjr7
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The Hobbyist Novice @HobbyistNovice
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I'm Different @Multidocky
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Debbie Hardman @DebbieNewsLady
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James Gideon @jamesgideonsf
620 Followers 2K Following Science Fiction author, fan and professional geek.
Kim @MyTravelLaptop
3K Followers 4K Following World Traveler || Success Coach || Laptop Lifestyle Mentor || Teaching Travel Enthusiasts A-Z How To Earn A Full-Time Income Working Part-Time Online
Jason Ramsey @Jason__ramsey
92K Followers 67K Following Husband, father, amateur photographer, crypto enthusiast, and entrepreneur.
Niall Doran @niall42000
881 Followers 2K Following
Tarrah Amato @TarrahLyn3
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clownthief @clownthief123
6 Followers 122 Following
Panini Kabob Grill (P... @MyPaniniKabob
57K Followers 138K Following Panini Kabob Grill provides healthier Mediterranean food prepared from scratch in-house daily with fresh, high-quality ingredients.
Louisa Alexander @LouisaAlexand11
19 Followers 191 Following
ROCK 96.3 @ROCK963NOLA
210 Followers 526 Following
Hot 1079 @1079isHot
13K Followers 5K Following Hot 107.9, a Townsquare Media station plays Acadiana's Hottest Music for Lafayette | Download our mobile app at https://t.co/anrNJ6zEl4 | Online at https://t.co/2WsSKiYZ3f
[email protected] @obotudo2014
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KylaSantopolo @KylaSantopolo
383 Followers 1K Following
ClaritaHoeffner @ClaritaHoeffner
313 Followers 1K Following
BelleGovernale @BelleGovernale
396 Followers 1K Following
BelkisOffner @BelkisOffner
351 Followers 1K Following Life is all about timing. Unreachable becomes reachable, unavailable become available, unattainable...attainable. Have the patience. Wait.
LynetteKluender @LynetteKluender
376 Followers 1K Following Your attachments are the source of all your problems.
MerylTinoco @MerylTinoco
351 Followers 1K Following
BunnieBartek @BunnieBartek
158 Followers 754 Following My texting speed automatically increases when I'm angry.
Djdkdks @Djdjdksks
6 Followers 38 Following
MayeDashiell @MayeDashiell
446 Followers 1K Following Before I die, I just want to make my parents happy and proud of me.
PJ @property_junkie
0 Followers 290 Following
RiccaFedukin @RiccaFedukin
208 Followers 831 Following She's strong enough to walk away. But broken enough to look back.
Get Bullish @GetBullish
4K Followers 2K Following Goodies and gifts 🎁 + feminist apparel 👉 https://t.co/O5TnwLXe5d Gifts from Brooklyn, not Billionaires ⚔️ Woman-owned, LGBTQ-enthusiastic 🌈
Jen Dziura @jendziura
7K Followers 6K Following GetBullish Magazine #1 out now. Philosophy, Star Trek, e-comm, parenting, feminism, the GMAT, jokey jokes. Also an online gift store.
Onieals Grand Street @Onieals
125 Followers 251 Following Onieals offers casual but elegant cuisine and unique cocktails to satisfy a variety of tastes and preferences.
PromoterACE76 @PromoterACE76
554 Followers 2K Following Newest member of the Northeast Regional team at Live Nation Concerts marketing The Paramount in Huntington, New York, the #1 club venue worldwide.
therosies @therosies
50 Followers 76 Following Pulling influences from all over the map, the Rosies have finally perfected the art of indie rock.
LIRR @LIRR
192K Followers 162 Following Purchase tickets, plan your trip, and chat with us: https://t.co/Bj8NKszlo1 Sign up for real-time service: https://t.co/RG3DabW2co
Discover Long Island @DiscoverLINY
5K Followers 414 Following The Official Tourism Promotion Agency and Certified Destination Marketing Organization for Long Island, NY representing both Nassau & Suffolk Counties.
Long Island Press @LongIslandPress
26K Followers 580 Following Long Island's premier news and lifestyle monthly magazine. Daily online.
Island Harvest @IslandHarvest
5K Followers 2K Following Our mission is to end food insecurity and reduce food waste on Long Island. 🥫 🍎 🥦 📦 #IslandHarvest #feedingamerica
PSEG Long Island @PSEGLI
18K Followers 1K Following Tweet us or DM your questions! Account questions, report an outage, anything, we’re here: Mon-Fri, 7am-9pm
Suffolk County Police... @SCPDHq
20K Followers 129 Following This page is not monitored 24/7. For emergencies, call 911. For non-emergencies, call 631-852-COPS.
Long Island @longisland
53K Followers 2K Following The Official Guide to Long Island, New York https://t.co/jqlXVn5Zey
Newsday @Newsday
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East Islip Library @eiplib
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East Islip UFSD @eischools
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Long Island Business ... @LIBN
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Long Island Patch @longislandpatch
67K Followers 7K Following Local news, alerts, events and more. We’re your source for all things Long Island.
Long Island Associati... @LongIslandAssoc
11K Followers 1K Following The LIA is the region’s leading non-profit and non-partisan business organization since 1926 and amplifies the voice of the business community.
Theresa Caputo @Theresacaputo
644K Followers 426 Following Mother, Medium, Friend.. New series with Lifetime TV Raising Spirits Thursdays 8/7c
News12LI @News12LI
437K Followers 41 Following 24/7 Hyper-local breaking news, weather, traffic and more. Download our app or go to https://t.co/C7l2qNfOHz for updates. For news tips, call (516) 393-1200.
Kiernan Shipka @kiernanshipka
218K Followers 278 Following feels like it’s been centuries, doesn’t it?
LA Airport PD @LAAirportPD
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Americana at Brand Me... @americanamemes
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior
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Bullish Conference @BullishCon
578 Followers 627 Following The conference for careers and biz from a feminist POV, produced by @getbullish
LAPD HQ @LAPDHQ
267K Followers 315 Following Official account of the LAPD. Not monitored 24/7. Call 911 for emergencies. LAPDHQ on Facebook & Instagram
The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow
71.7M Followers 24K Following The home for The Ellen DeGeneres Show on X. Enjoy the best moments from 19 incredible seasons!
North Hills, CA @NorthHillsCA
36 Followers 0 Following Follow us for the latest news, weather, events and emergency notices for North Hills, California
Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf
417K Followers 388 Following pre-order Nice Lady album: https://t.co/jJ8mDBSE7v
Southern CA Quakes @quakesLA
57K Followers 14 Following Southern California earthquake alerts based on USGS data. 2.5 magnitude and higher in Los Angeles and Southern California.
BabiesRUs 👶 @BabiesRUs
100K Followers 118 Following Mark your calendars! Babies “R” Us at Kohl’s, arriving fall 2024. Babies “R” Us is BACK in the USA - Visit our store at @americandream.
Existential Comics (f... @existentialcoms
401K Followers 167 Following A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes. Follow me on bluesky: existentialcomics
Big Bear Fire Dept @bigbearfiredept
3K Followers 43 Following The Big Bear Fire Department is a highly responsive team of firefighters, paramedics, Emergency Medical Technicians (EMTs), and fuels management professionals,.
Big Bear @BigBearVillage
1K Followers 77 Following Big Bear Business Directory for Big Bear Lake, Big Bear city and Fawnskin CA.
Big Bear Chamber @BigBearChamber
2K Followers 80 Following 630 Bartlett Rd., PO Box 2860, Big Bear Lake CA 909.866.4607 Supporting Big Bear Valley business to build a strong local economy!
Visit Big Bear @bigbearlake
6K Followers 831 Following The official visitor authority for SoCal's 4-season mountain resort. Get info on events, activities, local conditions & recent news at https://t.co/jj75ieXmru!
Kristin & Jen @imomsohard
14K Followers 81 Following We have a podcast! Subscribe: https://t.co/6S1vEHLXzp https://t.co/ok4rS3HYcz
AltFDA @alt_fda
122K Followers 524 Following Not FDA but close enough we can micro swab them. 💥Whitehouse recognized NGO working with the Biden admin. to end Covid💥
Rogue NASA @RogueNASA
558K Followers 461 Following The unofficial "Resistance" team of NASA. Not an official NASA account. Not managed by gov't employees. Come for the facts, stay for the snark.
NASA @NASA
88.0M Followers 158 Following Official NASA account. Exploring the universe, advancing science, and inspiring the next generation of explorers. Verification: https://t.co/8nok3NP4PW
The People's Departme... @altusda
163K Followers 251 Following Envisioning a USDA that works for the well-being of the people, animals, and the environment rather than Big Ag.
altEPA @altUSEPA
248K Followers 167 Following The Unofficial "Resistance" team of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. Not taxpayer subsidized! Environmental conditions may vary from alternative facts.
AltEPA @ActualEPAFacts
174K Followers 279 Following Watching. Waiting. Working to fight Climate Disaster. Also #VoteBlue.
NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld
710K Followers 2 Following #HOLDTHELINE #BlackLivesMatter #BlockTheTrolls The Original Alt National Park Service Resistance account handed down from the Elders
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
20.8M Followers 702 Following Always fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. 107 Days available now.
Jeffrey Wright 🥜 @jfreewright
272K Followers 3K Following
Lorri L. Jean @LorriLJean
659 Followers 87 Following Professional Homosexual running the Los Angeles LGBT Center!
Sen. Barbara Boxer @SenatorBoxer
90K Followers 152 Following U.S. Senator Barbara Boxer of California.
Senator Dianne Feinst... @SenFeinstein
1.3M Followers 258 Following United States Senator from California. On Facebook at: https://t.co/RVLkJPLS9Y
Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff
3.4M Followers 897 Following Husband. Father. U.S. Senator for California. Fighting for an economy that works for everyone and for our democracy.Trends for United States
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