Ariel Cohen - CEO of Naavan Travel and Exp- Parody @Arielcocococo
This is a parody account navan.co Palo Alto, CA Joined June 2025-
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NAVAN ICOGNITION. THE FIRST AI TOOL THAT PUTS YOU TO SLEEP
It was time to add someone else but this time I hope this dude we added didn’t kill a fool.
To my followers. Please leave Ofer alone. Just because he’s deep in debt and has multiple loans doesn’t mean he’s slimy. I didn’t hire him so I have a peasant to boss around. I’m paying him well now because I’m a great guy. I hope he refinances soon though. Let’s go!
Whoever DMs me - I will tell you exactly how many shares I own and all the prices. Just DM me to find out. I’ll also tell you some of the execs. None of it is shady! None!
HEY @jonfortt . INTERVIEW ME AGAIN. WE WILL PAY YOU IN UNITED CREDIT. I WANT TO RUB HUMMUS ON YOUR BALD HEAD. LETS GO!
WHEN WILL THIS SHIT GO ON SALE amazon.com/Just-Men-Touch…
How STUPID OF ME to HIRE SOMEONE NAMED Hillary. SHE BETTER NO USE PERSONAL EMAIL TO BOOK FLIGHTS!
Hey @jonfortt Please put me on your show again! We will cut another check and I’ll give you a personal Navan T-shirt and double sided Navan stickers for your binder. Ariel Cohen nd Jon Fortt. Match made in heaven!!
NAVAN is purple guys. It’s purple. @Navan
Why did $fig go down today?? Don’t IPOs only go up? When @Navan $nvn IPOs, can this happen? No right? Oh thank god.
Man if $fig is at this price can you imagine $NVN when it IPOs. I’m gonna be able to buy the whole Gaza Strip
Don’t worry. My confounder @itwig is working on an AI agent that will detect if you have ever said free Palestine in your entire life. It’s going to be super scalable.
Don’t worry. My confounder @itwig is working on an AI agent that will detect if you have ever said free Palestine in your entire life. It’s going to be super scalable.
Navan expense will cure cancer!
If you ain’t Israeli. I fire you bitch! Navan style!
Hey @AmyButte Wanna go to the Sabrina Carpenter concert with me? #pleasepleaseplease #manchild
Hey @AmyButte Wanna go to the Sabrina Carpenter concert with me? #pleasepleaseplease #manchild
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Why is every IT person at @Navan a douche
Now now, that can't be true. We use C++, LLM and RU-486! NAVAN! x.com/aphofer/status…
Now now, that can't be true. We use C++, LLM and RU-486! NAVAN! x.com/aphofer/status…
Anyone know a doctor that knows how to remove 2 maybe 3 ribs. Unrelated - marilyn manson's music is amazing.
WHO WANTS TO MEET ME IN THE NAVAN BATHROOM STALL IN PALO ALTO IN ABOUT 6 MINUTES??
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