Simon Fenton @AssQueefer
CFO of an undisclosed company. I work hard and I play hard... thanks to Viagra. Anaheim, CA Joined October 2011-
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A majority of it I will be dreamy corral
Air Force you're quite the piss cock rock to shit o'clock
The Air Force is different if you eat almonds
She record of me if I keep coming she keeps putting
Keep your feet on the crunchier cheerful side
Computer do you cook your corn cob? Because she cut pumpkin for them.
Sure park your car in my driveway when you go trick-or-treat or worse.
So euphoric to shot him... she got ripped from her keeper.
You calculate people put your corks in me ripped out
When she asked how much per member, she meant to pound the consumer and you.
Steering your Porsche with your power control cock.
Be a good girl and drink your roofie already
You're only supposed to use the club phone for conference and kids
It's nearly impossible to masturbate to completion while driving… nearly.
I just farted and a turd rolled down my pant leg. #HonestyHour
Once I was in sales and forced to recommend a big bath towel that was so cheap fibers sluffed off when wet.
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