Assistant Problems @AssistantRants
Special Assistant to the Antichrist Washington, DC Joined March 2013-
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Every night I share my bed with my boyfriend and two dogs; And every night, however shitty the day, I swear I've never been happier.
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE. How selfish do you have to be to chose a luxury (sorry, "liberty") that you feel entitled to over greater public safety?!
Summer means backstage at Riverbend in Cincy. Seriously doubting if anything could beat The Script/1R last year
@Corporate_Mess it took me a long time to get on board with them but there are some cute styles out there! But not ever for work bc #tacky
@MikeBloomberg is a piece of shit. Launching a leak investigation against a journalist who reveals your bullshit is ironic, don'tcha think?
LOL @BrittMcHenry's bitch video. If we're going to start hurling unprovoked insults like high schoolers, let's talk about her hair color.
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Complete Fucking Idiot Considers Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov Russia’s Most Inventive Orchestrator onion.com/19tSCpR
PSA: Islam is a fundamentally peaceful religion. Don't project your anger about extremist violence towards the entire community. #weareone
Ugh @TWCable_NEO all I want to do is watch grown women make complete fools of themselves on @TheBachelorTV but On Demand won't work. Again.
You couldn't pay ME to use Snapcash. Like LOL nice try, brah.
But no real responsibilities...you'll miss this after college! RT @CommonWhiteGirI: What a great time to be alive pic.x.com/PFLK8u8gO6
You know @diplo was that guy who peaked in high school and can't let it go. What a fucking loser LOL
Re:@KimKardashian's magazine cover- yawn. So bored of that family. #overit
This is why you should triple check copy with legal before a site goes live, people. It's not rocket science.
Oh and I already connected with the major media outlet my dad works for about the @Ticketmaster Tay Swift tix situation. There's a story 😘
@Ticketmaster didn't post the qty limits for VIP tix to @taylorswift13 but are canceling people's orders with more than 2. 100% illegal FYI
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