Office Drone #7919 @Haikubes
I write haiku from my 6x6 office cubicle. There is no hope. There are only spreadsheets. #officehell #newsfromthecube #TimeToQuit #Haiku Cube 30. Not by a window. Joined May 2014-
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Between holidays they won’t fire anyone so no one does shit #notworking #officelife
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Totally Not Dressing This Way Later #Halloween party. All #businessappropriate. Worst party ever. #officeparty
Also, It Could Have Just Been Emailed We are all in here. This meeting is a slide show no one is watching. #officehell
I Signed On For This. And God’s Wrath. Well, I still work here. God obviously hates me. But, I deserve that. #cubelife
I’m Often Amazed I’m Not Fired Why do they still ask? I never do the #memos And they know I don’t #IHateHr #NotWorking
You’ve Fucked Worse Fuck copy machines. No, literally fuck them. They deserve love, too. #copymachines #cubelife
Firewalls Don’t Last Oh, new firewalls. Wait till the boss can’t go on #AshleyMadison #ihatethesepeople #ihatemyboss
It Doesn’t Bode Well Just kill me now, God. HR and the head office scheduled a meeting. #IHateHr #ihatemeetings
#AllTheDrinks! Coworker asks me: Want to leave early for drinks? Every fucking day! #poorlifechoices #NotWorking #NFTC
Consequences? Smirk. I just popped my gum in an “important” meeting. 0 fucks given. #officehell #ihatemeetings
4-6 Haven’t Chimed In; 7 Isn’t Here Boss 1 said memos Boss 2 said work on project Emailing boss 3 #toomanybosses #memos
#OfficePranks Left out some brownies with just a small touch of weed. Just stopped #theoffice. #NotWorking
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Department meeting was a genuine shit show this morning. I was waiting for dicks to be whipped out and laid down on the table for measuring
It's Loud And Unabashed the next #cube over loudly mutters, sighs, and swears no one asks him why #cubelife #coworkers
Going For Coffee AGAIN Just stared at my screen till the screen saver started. Going for coffee. #NFTC #NotWorking
Would You Ask Me? Of Course Not! #accounts wants me to proofread his #PowerPoint show. Why would he ask me? #coworkers
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My boss is "teaching" someone (who already knows) how to Google. It's painful to listen to. Oh the things she does to feel important. #nftc
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