Padded Cube @PaddedCube
Random & inappropriate mutterings from coworkers (sometimes said in triplicate). To sanitize my mind & salvage a bit of sanity, I empty the crazy here. Joined April 2014-
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"Can you make the wireframes less wiry?"
"A helmet is needed to navigate the universe."
"Oh no it's snowing. I heard we're supposed to get like 1 inch" "Ohmygawd that's so much". #truestory #sorryboston #facepalm
"There are many cooks in the kitchen, but no ones cutting up the onions." #confused
We're not just doing AB testing, we're doing ABCD testing. More letters = more fun. #paddedcude #testingcanbefun
"I agree 1000%." - #math #YoureDoingItWrong
"It's going to go all vulture up in this world." #giveemthebird
"She's coming home late so I have to cook my own dinner. Can you believe that shit?" #leaveittobeaver #darkages
"What the FUN does all this mean?" #WTF #squeakyclean
"I meditated for like FIVE whole minutes." #youredoingitwrong #buddha
"I might talk loud enough to override the mute button OR they can hear me up in Canada. It's not that far." #northernneighbors #paddedcube
"I don't know about your people, but all of my people are in agreement." #littlepeople #paddedcube
"I just realized, I need therapy. I have post-traumatic stress disorder from all of this stupidity." #officetherapy #paddedcube
"I could be so much more productive." #whatyoudontsayatwork
"He's not going to change, you're not going to change, nothing's going to change unless something changes." #Change #mastersoftheobvious
"I think we need a lesson in AOR and how you swing your own AOR dick." #agencylife #thoughtvomit
Complaining Cat @complaining_cat
80 Followers 134 Following HISSS - I hate people but deal with them everyday at works #nftc - Exercise supposedly gives you endorphins to make you happy right?
PrincessVulgarNightTo... @AngryGameRtBGrl
347 Followers 611 Following I change your prices, I move your product. I make things complicated and smile and say are you finding everything okay?
Random Receptionist @RandomReceptio1
29 Followers 70 Following Pretending to be as dumb as people think I am to get out of doing more work.
Receptionist Woes @receptionistwoe
33 Followers 19 Following Just your average receptionist answering phones and dealing with office nonsense
jim griese @nutman1234
9 Followers 199 Following
TempsofCT @tempsofCT
48 Followers 90 Following #Temping in #CT is no joke...I'm here to make it one.
Mrs V @vbangz
268 Followers 1K Following Just a Aussie Perth girl with a love of cats, donuts, shoes, shopping & AFL
Living Dilbert @livingdilbert
354 Followers 1K Following Cynical and sarcastic legal secretary in a typical law firm in Corporate America. Seen it all and can still laugh about it...sometimes.
Outstanding Cleaning @COutstanding
44 Followers 176 Following We provide Outstanding quality cleaning services for construction clean up, office, and short rental homes throughout the Greater Boston area.
Office Problems @AnticsOffice
60 Followers 316 Following every day #office problems Ft. stupid things colleagues and #clients say. Brought to you by a #marketing company somewhere in England.
Name Cannot Be Blank @StephanieLane1
227 Followers 982 Following
SheGivesZeroFucks @SheGives0Fucks
36 Followers 243 Following You know times are hard when even your anon account needs to make an annon account...
Dick Lannister @DickLannister
718 Followers 3K Following Satire and stuff from the Institute of Mediocre Management. Currently thinking about how to get to the top without working too hard. http://t.co/kvY5lypkBL
Working Girl @WorkingWomen101
98 Followers 189 Following Starbucks. Office supplies. Extra flats in my desk. Is it Friday yet? #TeamWorkingLate
Adam Stevenson @aero1924
0 Followers 4K Following Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Moody Secretary @MoodySecretary
20 Followers 73 Following where all the high and mighty patients become famous, and where doctors' offices are exposed for being jerks
Curtis Stoecklin @CurtisStoecklin
4 Followers 111 Following Extended wealth of life pro tips and advice for a better you.
Mycubicleiskillingme @Cubicleofdeath
15 Followers 58 Following Just one of the millions of people that waste the best years of my life staring at beige, prefabricated walls AKA the cubicle. Mockery is my only medicine.
Inscrutable Cubicle @InsCubicle
163 Followers 179 Following Hiding my inner nerd and resisting the urge to say bad things where I work in a male dominated 9 to 5 office job at Murphy's Law Inc. Opinions are my own. #nftc
Jessica Felver @JessicaFelver
112 Followers 396 Following HR Professional. Hospitality. ASU Alum. Meet me in the middle. Chicagoen. Self proclaimed foodie. Traveller. Live one day at a time.
Cubicle Broadcast @cubebroadcast
52 Followers 93 Following
Future Stenographer @stenohussy
52 Followers 103 Following Head in the clouds, but my gravity's centered. Tweeting about the cube life, real life, and court reporter school along with song lyrics & snark.
Skeet McPoppinfresh�... @JTIPhotos
317 Followers 606 Following Photography, Current Events, Random Observations, Technology & any other thing that pops into my brain. My opinions. No apologies. U have been warned. Enjoy.
Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku
307 Followers 348 Following Sitting in my cube / Watching the days tick away / Writing bad haiku
1000%done. @CrankyMagenta
235 Followers 858 Following Brazen Hussy. Boss Bitch. Fluent in sarcasm, horror, geek and accounting.
GreenBayGrandma @MiddleAgeGal
21 Followers 334 Following
Lushaholic @GypsieLush
116 Followers 537 Following Young enough to know better, too young to give a damn. ✌️Bad vibes out, Bourbon in.✌️
CubeShield - Less Lig... @CubeShield
1K Followers 4K Following CubeShield™ is an innovative product that blocks out bothersome overhead lights and provides privacy to office cubicles. Less light, more privacy, work better.
truth @_donotneedtokno
128 Followers 5K Following
VentiXanaxLatte @McBitchypants
76 Followers 350 Following If you think you have me figured out, think again. Looks are deceiving and I am the definition of a one woman army.
CALL CENTER MADNESS @callcntrmadness
153 Followers 158 Following inbound/OUTBOUND call centers... objection of the day/and or/tip of the day
Cubist Maximus @toomuchcube
20 Followers 106 Following Crying out in the name of cubicle drones everywhere.
JOB S.O.S @job_sos
139 Followers 599 Following Tweets about work shit. JOB S.O.S 10 Tips to Survive the Job You Hate. Available on Kindle http://t.co/j0GCuDlNH7
Office Drone #7919 @Haikubes
70 Followers 119 Following I write haiku from my 6x6 office cubicle. There is no hope. There are only spreadsheets. #officehell #newsfromthecube #TimeToQuit #Haiku
Fastcubes Office Furn... @FastCubes
676 Followers 553 Following Celebrating 10+ years in business! Experts in the office furniture industry. The #1 most trusted online source for office furniture.
The Retail Bitches @Retail_bitches
194 Followers 679 Following Three college educated bitches, living in heartless, soul-draining retail world. #igotadegreeforthis
Lynne Moyer @luminatelynne
3K Followers 2K Following Jesus follower, people lover, world traveler and forever-newlywed to Matty. Founder & CEO of @luminatemktg + @theluminatefndn. Author, artist, friend.
Bored @woeismyjob
179 Followers 177 Following I'm the one in the next cubicle who is nice to your face but talks smack behind your back.
Office Goddess @office_goddess
739 Followers 350 Following If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
CALL CENTER MADNESS @callcntrmadness
153 Followers 158 Following inbound/OUTBOUND call centers... objection of the day/and or/tip of the day
Overheard At Work @HeardAtWork365
186 Followers 470 Following Things overheard in a creative office somewhere in England
Complaining Cat @complaining_cat
80 Followers 134 Following HISSS - I hate people but deal with them everyday at works #nftc - Exercise supposedly gives you endorphins to make you happy right?
Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku
307 Followers 348 Following Sitting in my cube / Watching the days tick away / Writing bad haiku
Cubist Maximus @toomuchcube
20 Followers 106 Following Crying out in the name of cubicle drones everywhere.
JOB S.O.S @job_sos
139 Followers 599 Following Tweets about work shit. JOB S.O.S 10 Tips to Survive the Job You Hate. Available on Kindle http://t.co/j0GCuDlNH7
Fastcubes Office Furn... @FastCubes
676 Followers 553 Following Celebrating 10+ years in business! Experts in the office furniture industry. The #1 most trusted online source for office furniture.
Office Drone #7919 @Haikubes
70 Followers 119 Following I write haiku from my 6x6 office cubicle. There is no hope. There are only spreadsheets. #officehell #newsfromthecube #TimeToQuit #Haiku
The Retail Bitches @Retail_bitches
194 Followers 679 Following Three college educated bitches, living in heartless, soul-draining retail world. #igotadegreeforthis
Lynne Moyer @luminatelynne
3K Followers 2K Following Jesus follower, people lover, world traveler and forever-newlywed to Matty. Founder & CEO of @luminatemktg + @theluminatefndn. Author, artist, friend.
Average Office Joe @AverageOffice
133 Followers 90 Following Average Office Joe is trapped working in the nonsensical office scene that sucks the life from his very soul. Freedom can only be found in small victories.
StuckInACubicle @StuckInACubicle
398 Followers 239 Following The twitter for the everyday cubicle worker.
Cube Rants @CubeRants
173 Followers 148 Following Rants for the most hated place in the world: The Cubicle.
Office Goddess @office_goddess
739 Followers 350 Following If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Bored @woeismyjob
179 Followers 177 Following I'm the one in the next cubicle who is nice to your face but talks smack behind your back.
1000%done. @CrankyMagenta
235 Followers 858 Following Brazen Hussy. Boss Bitch. Fluent in sarcasm, horror, geek and accounting.
InternLife @InternLife_
149 Followers 118 Following It's better to be cubed than squared: the hopes and dreams and sarcasm of your average college intern.
SommbeerMI @SommbeerMI
783 Followers 486 Following Celebrating #Michigan #MIbeer From the Nation's largest media company for craft beer news, information and unsolicited opinions. #Detroit #Beer #Craftbeer
Institution36 @Workforthaman
2 Followers 22 Following
CubeShield - Less Lig... @CubeShield
1K Followers 4K Following CubeShield™ is an innovative product that blocks out bothersome overhead lights and provides privacy to office cubicles. Less light, more privacy, work better.
Shotty Reception @shottyreception
70 Followers 100 Following Receptionists behaving badly. Corporate passive aggression at your service.
OfficeOracle @TheOfficeOracle
270 Followers 1K Following 'Tom' is the ultimate office know it all.Expert on ANY subject.We tweet his wisdom.
Life Cubed @life_cubed
170 Followers 194 Following 3.5 walls and a dream. A lot of s goes down when you spend 10 hours a day, 5 days a week in the exact same position.
Drama free zone @KBillyK64
96 Followers 177 Following I got rid of the workplace bully! Blog with actual emails and video conversations coming very soon!
Office Therapy @officetherapy
129 Followers 407 Following I'm a normal person who treats people with respect. Unfortunately, my coworkers are not. So this is my therapy. And maybe I'll make poop jokes.
Inscrutable Cubicle @InsCubicle
163 Followers 179 Following Hiding my inner nerd and resisting the urge to say bad things where I work in a male dominated 9 to 5 office job at Murphy's Law Inc. Opinions are my own. #nftc
Workplace Humor @nonworkethics
41 Followers 68 Following Funny workplace sayings. If you have good one let me hear it. http://t.co/HWAWhxuW6c*
Sarah Lyons @LovelyButton
337K Followers 84 Following I drink a lot of tea, smiling is my default, my eight year old is cooler than me.
AdvertisingBS @AdvertisingBS
396 Followers 1K Following I work in advertising. This is the crap I hear every day.
Agency Eavesdrop @agencyeavesdrop
10 Followers 7 Following The strange things overheard at the office.
Work Humor @WorkHumor
220 Followers 80 Following We follow all accounts with a job humor, work humor, office humor, or career humor theme and RT the best. Follow us and we may RT you.
Michael Kerr @HumoratWork
2K Followers 914 Following Hall of Fame speaker. I write & speak about workplaces that rock! Focus on #workplace culture, #humor at work, #creativity, #leadership & #employee motivation
The Tonight Show @FallonTonight
4.3M Followers 19K Following The official home of The Tonight Show Starring @JimmyFallon! Weeknights at 11:35/10:35c on @NBC and next day on @Peacock. #FallonTonight
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
3.9M Followers 4K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Funny Or Die @funnyordie
10.6M Followers 5K Following We only have two options in life. Full comedy videos on YouTube ⬇️
The Onion @TheOnion
10.6M Followers 14 Following America's Finest News Source. Get the paper delivered to your door: https://t.co/jJP2Apbhe8. Signup for The Onion newsletter https://t.co/koxBGNkhqO
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39 Followers 16 Following Middle-aged office women are SOOO funny!!!1!!!1
Office Humor @MensOfficeTalk
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