async @AsyncCollab
Building SaaS, local SEO, and content creator tools. Experienced in startups to Enterprise. asyncfuture.substack.com California Joined March 2025-
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Imagine giving a 100 slide executive leadership update on this bad boy while the CEO grills you for the entire 4 hour flight to Buffalo, NY.
Imagine giving a 100 slide executive leadership update on this bad boy while the CEO grills you for the entire 4 hour flight to Buffalo, NY.
Hiring vibecoders, it’s just AI anyway so come work 20+ hours a week for us at below poverty rates! You’re basically being paid to have fun (oh and also bring your own keys!).
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When my wife finds out I bought $OPEN at the top.
When my wife finds out I bought $OPEN at the top. https://t.co/UVLwHIFUat
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This kind of slop product coming from the AI oneshot king may convince you that we are in fact in an AI bubble. Hate to say it, the skeptic in me is especially cringing, but we aren’t in a bubble. Even if we never progress past current model capabilities, we have just started…
This kind of slop product coming from the AI oneshot king may convince you that we are in fact in an AI bubble. Hate to say it, the skeptic in me is especially cringing, but we aren’t in a bubble. Even if we never progress past current model capabilities, we have just started…
I am dabbling in a conspiracy theory of my own making. There is something circular here. Spot it but don’t doxx it.
Just doing shit and not talking about it too much. Kind of here for it.
The sheer level of entitlement displayed by San Fransisco tech bros is breathtaking. Let's make this perfectly clear, @jarredsumner. You can hire whoever you want, because the company, and the job, belong to you. You may offer whatever pay you want, because the money…
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My biggest regret in life at 37 is not seeking a serious relationship younger. To you younger guys: a lot of people want to tell you to run around chasing tail, tell you you have plenty of time. You don’t. Life is so short man.
My biggest regret in life at 37 is not seeking a serious relationship younger. To you younger guys: a lot of people want to tell you to run around chasing tail, tell you you have plenty of time. You don’t. Life is so short man.
New Meta ad commanding the top of the feed on Instagram. This is going to be an epic flop. Some people may want them for their own use but most of us don’t want these invasive products normalized in society and public places. Personal cloaking devices are the counter to…
This is the kind of company that 5 years from now turns Apple into the new BlackBerry. It will be slow then sudden and then we’ll all wonder how we didn’t see the obvious coming.
This is the kind of company that 5 years from now turns Apple into the new BlackBerry. It will be slow then sudden and then we’ll all wonder how we didn’t see the obvious coming.
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I’m convinced the Cracker Barrel rebrand was actually an intentionally genius marketing strategy.
I’m convinced the Cracker Barrel rebrand was actually an intentionally genius marketing strategy.
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