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Taking bets on when @elonmusk will get @GretaThunberg pregnant.
🎵 If you're a nazi and you're fired, it's your fault! 👏👏 If you're a nazi and you're fired, it's your fault! 👏👏 If you were spotted in the mob, and you lost your fucking job, You're a nazi, and you're fired! It's your fault! 👏👏🎵
vice.com/en_au/article/… via @VICEAU someone did a thing 30 years ago and now IM UPSET FOREVER!@!! ;--; get over yourself [email protected]. I'm sure you're still a booger eater like you 12 year old friends said
Day 4 without toilet paper: napkins are gone. Flushable wipes are pleasant, but cannot be flushed with our ancient Bajoran technology.
Day 2 without toilet paper: we have used up our decorative picnic napkins. Aside from clogging the toilet, they feel quite nice. 4 ply is the way to go.
Have a happy Thanksgiving to all my acolytes. Your God-Emperor Butts blesses all of you.
Just saw the special Olympics torch here on 1st in San jose. This is what @SFD_STO stands for! Equality among all races! Hail Dear Leader!
Cleanest Ross bathroom ever. Has a little inlet for munchkins and the lock is pretty secure for a safe shart. 7/10 feels safe
Gold lined Vietnamese restaurant. Great food, clean bathroom. 8/10 would poop again.
Basically sharted myself today, so it's going to be an adventure through toilets.
The famous catfish sandwich we barraged the non-believers. Hail @SFD_STO FREE BUTTS!
I just blessed the FUCK out of that toilet. Praise Dear Leader! *Flush*
So far I have carpet bombed the bathrooms in @TheCounter , @raleys , and @panerabread . Who's next?
On the hottest day, the Bajorans looked up at Dear Leader and cried, "Save us!" And Butts, in His glory, leaned down and whispered, "No."
Zaonce__ @Zaonce__
1 Followers 6 Following 🏳️🌈He/Him They/Them🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈Trans queer non conforming🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈LGBTQ+ Supporter and Activist🏳️🌈 🍀4 Chan user 🍀
Father Andrei @mythxix
69 Followers 281 Following Just tweet me angry stuff please I want to find a reason to use this service
Profiling Posters Who... @KirbyKhan
198 Followers 311 Following I should really stop messing around on the internet and start on my laundry.
keyboard.exe @keyboard_exe
14 Followers 31 Following Fatal error: 'keyboard.exe' not found. Please check the file location.
WINDUPKING @THEWINDUPKING
1 Followers 6 Following
RedWhite&Bull @bull706
29 Followers 304 Following Frankly speaking, I'm Frank. I've been both Frank and Frank for years. USN Submarine Torpedomen veteran. I consume a staggering amount of coffee. Dog guy.
Jeff Despres @jeffdespres
963 Followers 2K Following A human being, like you. @tealshark.bsky.social @[email protected]
TampAxanar @Tampaxanar
294 Followers 785 Following #istandwithaxanar. The true future of Star Trek is Axanar. Trust me, I'm an attorney (by training)! Parody. Similarities to reality are entirely coincidental.
Sarcasm Detector @SarcDetector
463 Followers 484 Following
Astro Zombie @STOTechTrek
365 Followers 864 Following Zombie (n.) The only person that will love you for your brains.
S.J.Brex @Brex2
292 Followers 331 Following
Grimrak @grimrak
29 Followers 32 Following
The Centre Of The Inf... @CityOfDoors
39 Followers 213 Following
Regirruminitehshynga @Regirrum
13 Followers 54 Following When a man seeks acknowledgement, his only hope resides in an obnoxiously large name. This is his story..
Thomas Marrone @thomasthecat
9K Followers 5K Following Art Director for Star Trek Online. Modeled the Enterprise F for Star Trek: Picard. thomas.marrone and thomasthecat elsewhere. Not checking DMs here.
Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld_
3.1M Followers 998 Following ClownWorld™ 🤡🌎 The freakshow is real. We just hit upload. DM for credit ✉️ | removal ❌
relationships.bsky.so... @redditships
387K Followers 13 Following choice posts from the bountiful gardens of reddit's relationship subreddits. Not affiliated with reddit. DMs open, Gmail acct is redditships.
TechStockBot @_RTXBot_
28K Followers 2 Following kn0wmad1c is gone, but the bot account remains as an archive. Fitting for the current state of Twitter, I think. FUCK SCALPERS.
Gul Dukat @realGulDukat
41K Followers 5K Following 45th & 47th President of the Federation @[email protected] https://t.co/MLm9f1PSLB #MakeCardassiaGreatAgain #DS9 #StarTrek
Grimrak @grimrak
29 Followers 32 Following
Maria Rosseau @mariarosseau
1K Followers 221 Following Short, pink-haired video game producer. All tweets are my own opinions. She/her Black Lives Matter Trans rights are human rights.
Jeremy Randall @BorticusCryptic
2K Followers 102 Following Lead Designer : Star Trek Online : Cryptic Studios
Wall Street Breek @Nabreeki
129 Followers 177 Following Pioneer in convergence of Paranormal research and investment. Channeling the best minds of the past to crack the code to long-term future growth.
Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys
327K Followers 0 Following Officially, I have nothing to do with arby's. Unofficially, everything is nothing. Eat Arby's
Cryptic QA Hologram @CrypticEQAH
1K Followers 95 Following Starfleet's advanced quality assurance hologram operated by the Star Trek Online QA Team. @trekonlinegame
Thomas Marrone @thomasthecat
9K Followers 5K Following Art Director for Star Trek Online. Modeled the Enterprise F for Star Trek: Picard. thomas.marrone and thomasthecat elsewhere. Not checking DMs here.
Robot Pirate @robotpiratecom
208 Followers 18 Following
Paul @askray
190 Followers 327 Following Run a little internet company called @aethro, married to a great guy with two kids. Don’t really get on here much anymore for obvious reasons.
Humble Bundle @humble
526K Followers 390 Following Support charity and save on bundles of games, ebooks, and more. Shop great deals in the Humble Store. Need help? https://t.co/J2gri71YpH
Picard Tips @PicardTips
150K Followers 2 Following No longer permitted to post here. Never requested a checkmark. (Created by @JoeSondow) Mastodon: @[email protected] Bluesky: @PicardTips.bsky.social
Riker Googling @RikerGoogling
95K Followers 2 Following No longer permitted to post here. (Written and automated by @JoeSondow) Mastodon: @[email protected] Bluesky: @RikerGoogling.bsky.social
Profiling Posters Who... @KirbyKhan
198 Followers 311 Following I should really stop messing around on the internet and start on my laundry.
Something Awful @Something_Awful
5K Followers 31 Following Web 2.0 makes you stupid twice as fast Give SA all of your money here: https://t.co/GkHqIDW8bx
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