Stephanie D @AtStephsBehest

Whatever makes me happy, sets you free. GA Joined August 2009

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Stephanie D @AtStephsBehest

7 months ago

Accountant called and started the conversation with “I’m about to break your heart.” Lord 😔

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Stephanie D @AtStephsBehest

7 months ago

You are $0.04 away from free shipping!! Be so fucking forreal 😑

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Imagine being in Vegas and hitting rock bottom, getting put in handcuffs, and a street performer instantly turns your arrest into a live freestyle track. He is literally giving play-by-play commentary with a beat while she gets hauled off. Only in Vegas do you get a custom soundtrack for your downfall.😏

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Stephanie D @AtStephsBehest

8 months ago

@LASHYBILLS This has happened to my newborn 4 times in the past month. Pediatrician explained to me that the baby cannot/will not die from spit up. Their bodies are built to handle it. But they do stop breathing for a bit. Get a nasal aspirator to speed up the process.

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Stephanie D @AtStephsBehest

10 months ago

Doctor checks my weight: ”Oh…well at least you don’t look it [number on scale].” Thanks, thanks……

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Stephanie D @AtStephsBehest

11 months ago

I’ve long thought the Macy’s Parade was boring but today I was tuned all the way in and almost teared up at some little kids performing, so I’ve officially unlocked the next level of adulthood.

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Stephanie D @AtStephsBehest

12 months ago

Did y’all use to eat these? Who makes the next best thing these days?

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Stephanie D @AtStephsBehest

a year ago

My husband asked my daughter why she didn’t like a story book. She responded that the main character “just isn’t quite that pretty.” And so now I think some of this is just embedded in my DNA.

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Stephanie D @AtStephsBehest

a year ago

I have the complete opposite problem where I think everyone genuinely deserves to know when, where, and how they got me messed up.

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a year ago

how do people actually gain the ability to argue back...? aren't you afraid of losing a friend who doesn't agree? do you not panic when you're faced with a close friend who thinks differently than you?? are you not afraid of over-explaining or giving a bad impression??,

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Stephanie D @AtStephsBehest

a year ago

Disapponted to acknowledge that I can’t listen to about 70% of new rap songs, and I’m probably about 5 years away from just turning on smooth jazz or talk radio.

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Stephanie D @AtStephsBehest

a year ago

To go back in time and see Wicked on Broadway with the original cast again. I had no idea I was witnessing such greatness. Nothing will top it.

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Stephanie D @AtStephsBehest

a year ago

Buying liquor and the attendant says “Is that you?” when I show my ID. Like yes dickhead it was me 7 years ago thanks for letting me know how far I’ve fallen from grace.

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Stephanie D @AtStephsBehest

a year ago

My kid told me to hide for hide and seek and left me balled up in a corner because she actually just wanted to be left alone.

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a year ago

Again!

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Stephanie D @AtStephsBehest

2 years ago

Fixed the dishwasher after watching a YouTube video

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Stephanie D @AtStephsBehest

2 years ago

It’s funny all the ways white people find in conversation to let you know who they did not vote for. Because yes, thank you, I was wondering, and everyone is guilty until you claim your innocence.