Helen of Troy 💙🐝 @AteA1000chips
Too tired to care Barnard Castle 🤓 Joined July 2011-
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Tbh sending "the smallest man that ever lived" to my ex is quite delightful 🖕🏻
That I'm not good enough, neither are my boys...sad but true
One of my work children asked me if I had Google as a child... when I laughed and said "no" she said "but how did you learn anything?" 🫠
Just a leisurely afternoon on the boat
You're on your own kid, you always have been...hits in the feels
210 questions took me about 2 hours. I'll find out my results in 2-6 weeks.
I'm doing my nursing exam for Saudi tomorrow morning so please cross everything, send positive thoughts, pray to whomever you believe in, make a wish etc...
Never ever did I think I'd be on Duolingo learning Arabic but here I am, I'm recognising K, B, U, J, and ii letters and learning to read right to left. I've learned "husband" "chicken" and "generous" (I don't control the words they teach you first) Any advice welcome 🤗
Well almost 3 years down the line I had a dream that mum was with me in Sweden we were laughing and playing on the snow scooter... woke up having a panic attack... dream land is so much better than the real world.
When you're at work and you have to say to a colleague "can I have a word?" And you know the stomach drop they just felt...I hate that. But I must've done something right because they said "I feel like this is a safe space for me to talk" yes, yes it is... talk to me...
My mum wasn't the Princess of Wales, she was an ordinary human being and she didn't want anyone outside of her close circle to know about her 4th and final cancer diagnosis. Let's just respect the privacy of anyone who has a concerning diagnosis. That's their right famous or not
I've booked my nursing exam for Saudi one of the final steps 🤞🏻
It's kind of nice when a colleague says " whenever anyone new starts and is a bit worried about asking for help, everyone tells them to ask you" 🥺
🌳🐈🐈⬛Cat.. @MumbrianSpinner
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10K Followers 2K Following Mum of 3, all grown up, them, not me. Laughs like Babs Windsor, loves maps, useless facts, history & cake, hates any sort of ‘ismMappers @CarolMaps
16K Followers 2K Following Scottish Ice cream connoisseur. Lover of animals. Not so keen on humans. Fan of cats, kindness, cheese & socks. Doodles/paints a bit. “Both kind and ludicrous.”𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶 .. @perrigame
31K Followers 2K Following Came with a warning label but I ate it. Low riding junkie girl 🌷Owner of Amooz Boosh 🍭 🍰 🍪 🧁 🎂🍿𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢📸 perri.nicole and amooz.booshDoris_Malula 🐾🌞.. @DorisVulva
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10K Followers 5K Following Small, noisy, critter-loving nurse. Throws horns a lot 🤘 Frequently outdoors, goofing with the bees 🐝Ms Parsnip @parsnip45
10K Followers 2K Following Mum of 3, all grown up, them, not me. Laughs like Babs Windsor, loves maps, useless facts, history & cake, hates any sort of ‘ismMappers @CarolMaps
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14K Followers 1K Following𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶 .. @perrigame
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2K Followers 3K Following Oh well this is difficult... I love funny Twitter, I empathise with serious Twitter. I’m a sucker for a good cause and I absolutely hate injustice of any kind.Winnie the Who @win_confidante
10K Followers 1K Following Cheese lover. Animal photo poster. Aston Villa. Supporter & brutal advice giver. Occasional arsehole. European. She/Her. #nevervotetorySara @theblackcatsays
790 Followers 853 Following Originally from Notts, now found dipping my toes in the sea around Cornwall Painter of fairy doors for the free fairy door trail to hopefully bring some smilesJon @giftedrascal
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This is Buster. He has vitiligo, a rare and completely harmless genetic condition that causes skin and fur to lose pigment over time. Though it typically affects dogs in patches, over the course of 2.5 years, he went from solid black to completely white. 14/10
I still walk halfway to school with my son. He's 18 now. We've been walking (mostly) every morning since he started school. A levels this year and we've just realised that yesterday was our last Monday morning walk to school. Ever. Our last EVER.
@AteA1000chips Fair play good on you are you going to the capital over there
I would have thought it's falling over in an ice skating rink, and someone skating over your outstretched fingers cutting them all clean off.
Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
@damekatydenise_ Purest fantasy. I left you lying on the floor sobbing about how the last bloke you met online turned and ran straight through a glass door when he finally saw you in the flesh. I tried to console you, and you heaved up a lamb kebab and nine cans of Special Brew in my lap.
Gentlemen, stop talking about the bear… The lived experience of women proves you wrong. The statistics prove you wrong. Your own memories of nights out with the boys prove you wrong. Listen to what women are saying, it’s not that difficult.
Today is the anniversary of my HIV diagnosis. I was 30 and had lost many friends to AIDS. The doctor told me that with treatment I could expect to live another twenty years. That was 26 years ago. HIV changed. Tell everyone.
@jk_rowling Oh here she is, it’s Lambrini Lil. I’m surprised you can actually compose a tweet, usually by this time you can’t get up off the sofa! Laid out in your Bay City Rollers pyjamas wearing men’s slippers with Pot Noodle all down you.
@AteA1000chips ☺️ Well, thanks. I’m taking that as a hat endorsement.
@AteA1000chips What are you going to be doing over there
@AteA1000chips Yay! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!