Jacob Johnson @Average_Johnson

@ClickHole By all known laws of physics, there is no way a saxophone should be able to honk. The saxophone, however, honks anyway, because saxophones don't care what humans think is impossible

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Jacob Johnson @Average_Johnson

5 years ago

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Jacob Johnson @Average_Johnson

5 years ago

Just butchered a prayer in Old Norse and sacrificed an orange to Odin Allfather to help Michigan win this game What are YOU doing to help the team??

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Jacob Johnson @Average_Johnson

5 years ago

the cdc just announced that the 5-second rule has officially been changed to the 10-second rule

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Jacob Johnson @Average_Johnson

5 years ago

@wickglyph Thanks so much for your awesome talk and for playing dnd with us!

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The Ethogram @TheEthogram

5 years ago

Last talk of today is by Alice Michel & @Average_Johnson , ABGG PhD students on the effect of wildfires on animal social behavior 🔥🔥🔥🔥 #ABGGseminar #wildfire #ABGGflashtalk #ucdavis #research #animalbehavior #scicomm @ucdavis @ucdavisbiology

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Jacob Johnson @Average_Johnson

5 years ago

A lot of becoming an adult has been learning how to idiot-proof myself

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Jacob Johnson @Average_Johnson

5 years ago

@lolennui why is movie dialogue sometimes barely audible but footsteps and the rustling of clothing come out at the volume of a jet engine?

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Jacob Johnson @Average_Johnson

5 years ago

@irelandve Do INFPs cast spells or do they fight with weapons?

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Jacob Johnson @Average_Johnson

5 years ago

fuck a myers-briggs test, what d&d class are you?

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Jacob Johnson @Average_Johnson

5 years ago

@LilBoFLO scientists have spent decades trying to understand the phenomenon known in textbooks as "the big sad" :/

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Jacob Johnson @Average_Johnson

5 years ago

When I was in high school, I knew this would be the future we'd find ourselves in, and it's fully here. Now, it's gonna be a race for all life, human or otherwise, to adapt

The planet is warming even faster than previously thought, according to a bombshell report issued by the #IPCC. That means we are risk of even more devastating impacts, including stronger and more frequent heat waves, wildfires, and hurricanes.