willalala @WeAllWantThings
whoops I forgot to get my life together and here I am Joined December 2017-
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Do y’all ever sit back and think about how much @HillaryClinton was actually right about?
So just to be clear, the reason we aren't starting impeachment on the most criminal "president" in history is so that we don't alienate this crowd of mouth breathers at the #TrumpRally chanting "send them back"? Cool strategy, Dems. #ImpeachNow
2016: "Calm down snowflake its not like Trump is gonna start putting people into concentration camps." 2019: "Actually they're necessary."
Asking for a friend, are “co-work spaces” simply privatized/for profit public libraries with no books? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you ever think about how the "girls mature faster" argument is used to 1) excuse bad behavior from boys, 2) hold girls to a higher standard, and 3) excuse grown men's sexual interest in young girls, but never to give girls respect or positions of responsibility and influence?
“Give me your white, your rich, your Slovenian model-types yearning to breathe free.”
"Your message is excluding people. You're excluding me. You're excluding people that look like me. You're excluding people of color. You're excluding... Americans that maybe support you." US Women’s National Team co-captain Megan Rapinoe's message to Pres. Trump.
I think penguins are spot on. I have no notes for penguins. Flawless. Effortless. Design. Story. Humor. Forward motion. Cohesiveness. A triumph of bird.
"Sex with underage women" is a weird way of saying "raping children."
My favorite part of my morning routine is asking a Man™ to move his bag so I can sit down on the train and seeing how indignant he gets.
@tzamboiv I have a Spotify playlist that is (14) Friends theme songs and (1) What’s New Pussycat right in the middle - do you not?
Gamers are still convinced that there are only: Two races: white and "political" Two genders: Male and "political" Two hair styles for women: long and "political" Two sexualities: straight and "political" Two body types: normative and "political" x.com/GamerTakes/sta…
just played the word TITTY against my own mother in Scrabble 50 points, tho, so totally worth it
Will “Straight Pride” be a Freaky Friday type situation where all of our history books, movies, stories, media, news, etc feature mostly LGBTQ+ people & perspectives? Will people have to come out as straight? What would folks march in? Socks w/ sandals on? Dad jeans?
It’s LGBT pride month, but three guys in Boston want a permit for a "Straight Pride" parade wapo.st/2IcXhze
#HeyFriends... here’s some education on #Pride! Because I’m tired of this month passing year after year without acknowledging #MarshaPJohnson & the reason “Pride” began.
s/o to bagels. s/o to cream cheese
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