Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO
CEO of AvgDB. $100m series B. Now doing Auth and Storage! averagedatabase.com AWS cost explorer Joined April 2024-
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Neon “downtime” database status page is in deception mode again. Homepage: all green. Click on us-east… 🔴
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The CDNs are fighting again!!! Which side do I take? Does vercel still endorse neon?
The CDNs are fighting again!!! Which side do I take? Does vercel still endorse neon?
Did you know that some databases make their queries slower to make it seem the database is “working hard”. Too fast and people think the database isn’t valuable. This is not true but certain database vendors would like you to think it.
SQLite people exhibiting brain damage.
Neon users be like "grok is my database up"
The serverless Postgres company sent us a 30.7k (yes THIRTY THOUSAND) dollar bill for our database We said we’d tweet about it and ruin their company. They send us a new bill of 2.1k instead MAKE IT MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER HOW IS THIS NOT A SCAM?
Idiots are a massive opportunity in the database space.
Idiots are a massive opportunity in the database space.
Neon is good marketing for a bad database.
Neon is good marketing for a bad database.
We’ve added ex delta force operators to our CTO’s protection detail. We take all threats extremely seriously.
We’ve added ex delta force operators to our CTO’s protection detail. We take all threats extremely seriously.
Found a serverless database startup founder
We now have enough evidence to see that as soon as the acquisition closed. Databricks set Neons first priority: stop losing so much money. Sure it’s a bit of a rug pull. I also can’t feel that bad for people anymore. All of these other database companies do it.
We now have enough evidence to see that as soon as the acquisition closed. Databricks set Neons first priority: stop losing so much money. Sure it’s a bit of a rug pull. I also can’t feel that bad for people anymore. All of these other database companies do it.
BUSTED!!! @SurrealDB
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I am not @AvgDatabaseCEO I do not run that account!
I am not @AvgDatabaseCEO I do not run that account! https://t.co/f5jZ0GB2vO
Hahah Neon VP getting ratio’d by an anon account.
Hahah Neon VP getting ratio’d by an anon account.
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