Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO
CEO of AvgDB. $100m series B. Now doing Auth and Storage! averagedatabase.com AWS cost explorer Joined April 2024-
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Neon is currently scaling their internal database to zero, so you get to enjoy an even slower neon until they restart their databases.
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Becoming a CEO has taught me a new kind of empathy. When I hear of a database company trying serverless pricing, or see an ORM reselling AWS aurora, or a thousand other stupid things... I get it. I understand it now. Shoutout to all my CEOs out there. You rock.
CEO perspective on H1B I can hire an excellent euro engineer for $100k remotely. Why would I spend $100k to bring one here?
If you love your database provider so much, why aren’t you on the paid plan?
I walked into a bar in soma last night and 2 people walked up to me asking for a photo Sometimes I forget how well known I am.
A fellow tech executive, who blocked me on here (for no reason at all) just went back and liked the only shirtless thirst trap I have on instagram.
Me: Serverless Postgres is a grift nextjsboy2007: You clearly have never built anything at scale.
I’ve always wanted to ratio an acquisition announcement.
I’ve always wanted to ratio an acquisition announcement.
I believe “growth buyout” means, bailout for a failing database company. Another one down.
I believe “growth buyout” means, bailout for a failing database company. Another one down.
AvgDB is the first and only database provider with aiB-tree indexing. Near unlimited ai operations per second. See our benchmarks where we fuck the spouses of all our competitors.
Oh look tiger beetle or timescale data or whatever they are called now is calling themselves “AI infra” now too. Business must be going poorly. Pump that valuation
Oh look tiger beetle or timescale data or whatever they are called now is calling themselves “AI infra” now too. Business must be going poorly. Pump that valuation
Folks, I’m so confused. Every database engineer ever says we shouldn’t trust the serverless vibe coding database platforms, But this one guy who’s sponsored by them with no database background whatsoever says we should. I have no idea what we should do.
Thinking of raising our storage pricing by 1 cent and then gaslighting anyone who notices.
Where I’m at in my database journey - Marketing site ✅ - Weird pricing ✅ - Authentication ✅ - Storage ✅ - Free databases for AI to pump numbers - Raise massive round or sell out
Hidden messaging in this announcement - Neon building is on fire - DataBRICKs falling over - N_ON. Aka Not On database.
Hidden messaging in this announcement - Neon building is on fire - DataBRICKs falling over - N_ON. Aka Not On database.
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