Awful Internet @AwfulInternet
The internet is like a 50-year-old hooker:Used, Crusty, and Diseased, but still useful to some degree if you dig deep enough. awfulinternet.blogspot.com USA Joined August 2011-
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Cyber Monday is non-existent and 80% of people buying fri, sat, & sun. didn't get a 'real' deal anyway b/c that's normal sale prices.
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Another reason why Spotify Sucks: Spam emails with no way to unsubscribe: bit.ly/pHULKh
What do I need Rosetta Stone for when my two Spanish-speaking neighbors are yelling at each other outside of my window?
If you have to put your hazards on before getting onto the freeway, you probably shouldn't be getting on in rush hour.
You should be ashamed...Giving your over-weight child money to buy over-priced ice cream from that truck.
Donald Young for President! #USOpen
Some people dream of a 24-hour porn channel. I dream of a 24-hour Top Gear channel.
I should eat breakfast/lunch before it becomes breakfast/lunch/dinner.
Here's an idea: Show me the damn price without having to put it in the cart...if I don't like the price it's being removed anyway fools!
Roddick put down the hammer at the #USOpen. Opponent apparently knew only to breathe out of his mouth. Now a riveting 0-0 soccer match is on
With Murray winning, and Sharapova losing at the #USOpen the ugly to beautiful ratio just rose to 10/1. 90% Uglies = bad tv ratings
#youcantdateme if you don't think Seinfeld is the greatest show ever.
Chipper Jones might not have to ever retire.
Maria Sharapova's head is so very tiny. #UsOpen
...and now I make lunch and watch the US Open. #USOPEN
I'd like to thank Target for listing every possible food item when searching for "lunchbox"...I know I spelled it wrong, but Come On!
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P Newton @pilartoons
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276 Followers 549 Following Vieux gays cis blanc en voie de disparition, assigné connasse at birth.
Diane Murphy @DMDigital247
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Anoosa @anooosa
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Annoying Clients @AnnoyingClients
12 Followers 25 Following So we all have those clients that just annoy us once in a while, or ask dumb questions or are just straight up rude. Therefore I decided we need to tweet them!
Fidelia Densley @Louetta28i8w6
147 Followers 1K Following I question if my mom and dad may get nuts ..
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716 Followers 2K Following Well this is me live in a small town called thornaby between stockton and middlesbrough so i guess that makes part smoggie
Padraig O´Connor @padraigisi
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KC Ilarde @CosmicDoggerel
768 Followers 1K Following Social Media Junkie, Reality TV Addict, Wondering Thinker, Money Saver, Stock Market Ph bourgeois http://t.co/hY1tBDDWoI
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1 Followers 28 Following
Garry Law @garry_law
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517 Followers 1K Following I am a full time internet marketer based in south Africa. I have been online for 10 years and have made many mistakes but now have a success formula.
Tweet What Huh--app @tweetwhathuh
99 Followers 988 Following What Singaporean tweeting now huh? Got this app you will know what! 125 topics+auto renew+instant update+FREE UPGRADE=this app http://t.co/kp9Aav1ii9
manuell @ein_handbuch
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Bart Browaeys @bartbrowaeys
220 Followers 507 Following +Music +Airborn +Family +Sports +Architecture +Kortrijk +Vleugje Ironie = 🙂
Hanna Michta @MichtaHanna
88 Followers 294 Following
Jonathan Hajar @jonathanhajar
86 Followers 268 Following
Kenyan Rights Now! @KCLUkenya
193 Followers 575 Following Inspired by the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), a group of Kenyan Lawyers volunteered to help Kenyans who cannot access legal representation. Join Us!
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294 Followers 1K Following PR type living in Sydney with Sashi Woo Le Wonder Dog. Tweets are my own blah blah blah. And I am actually full of tricks because it rhymes with my name
Gavin @Qwpzxjor1
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Mudhead Media @MudheadMedia
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I AM HOPE @iamhopemusic
191 Followers 773 Following I am hope create one very impressive sound. drawing influence from biffy to bjork genuine songwritting talent to captivate the most unsuspecting audience.
Niki Maritz @InkJourney
57 Followers 151 Following I illustrate. I teach. I design. I do a heap of creative stuffs. Lover of dancing, pen and ink, red shoes, ukulele playing, and whimsy.
Inspired! by ePrint @inspired_eprint
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Sarah Ranney @Snarq
506 Followers 1K Following contributor @reductress / writer @killingmylobster / comedian / art director / therapy graduate
Burt Zegers @zegersz
84 Followers 145 Following
William Shatner @WilliamShatner
2.4M Followers 544 Following Father to 3 women. Canadian *NOT POLITICAL* be warned or be blocked! Calendar: https://t.co/4Jwy1dww25 Charity: https://t.co/HmIzHkPLvx No Podcasts! https://t.co/82IXIOYEVo
Anoosa @anooosa
94 Followers 327 Following Graphic designer with a passion for art and design | A problem solver at heart who strives to deliver the most effective solutions at the highest of standards
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71 Followers 440 Following CEO & Founder en Grupo Fixear - Perito informático - Capacitador y Docente
PokerStars @PokerStars
268K Followers 114 Following 18+ Play Responsibly https://t.co/ZJW0P36abr ℹ️ https://t.co/XpO9obJ4yP TSG Interactive Gaming Europe Ltd MGA/B2C/213/2011
Hanna Mtcst @hannamotta
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FO @BKMuseic
74 Followers 293 Following Brooklynite. Eph. Lover of music. Ad Agency by day, moonlighting non-profit enthusiast by night. There is one place that you have not looked...
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Clients From Hell @clientsfh
65K Followers 615 Following A collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers.
Katy Perry (Parody) @KatyParody
521 Followers 432 Following I am not the real Katy Perry. I am simply the reality that IS Katy Perry.
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Emma Harris @emskiUK
228 Followers 843 Following Tea drinker, flip-flop wearer and doesn't mind a bit of Dave Grohl. My opinions are mine and mine alone, so hands off!
Chris Legaspi @chris_legaspi
513 Followers 1K Following One day I’ll turn left when boarding the aircraft // Personal tweets.
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Nick Swisher @NickSwisher
1.2M Followers 302 Following • World Series Champion • All Star • @yesnetwork Analyst • Special Advisor to @Yankees GM •
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Lyra McKee @LyraMcKee
5K Followers 2K Following Reporter. Angels With Blue Faces, Excalibur Press, 2019; The Lost Boys, @FaberBooks, 2020. Agent: @zcosini at @JanklowUK. Contributing Editor @sundaylongread.
🐕SpamDog🦄 @spamdogspamdog
133 Followers 572 Following Spammie: totally tubular transfem non-binary doggo (She/They), makes music but also friends ❤️
Adem Özgür @adem_ozgur
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Tom Pickard @TomE_P
145 Followers 418 Following Digital marketer. Business grad from #UoH. Hull City Fan. Enjoy taking pictures 📷. I wrote for @thetimes once.
Caroline Spencer @cclaytonr
6K Followers 5K Following NC born & bred. Tar Heel 🐏. K-12 education, literature, 🐈, & the Oxford comma.
Seamus @scmbradley
892 Followers 628 Following Former academic person, current computer person, future old person. He/Him.
Photography by Pixie @PhotoByPixie
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356 Followers 549 Following Data and AI Enterprise something something, I speak at conferences too much
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