Michele Coleman @Azakitty
Data analyst, erstwhile physicist San Jose, CA Joined September 2008-
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It's actual size but it seems much bigger to me B5: ~ 7" x 10"
If you’re upset about Brittney Griner protesting our National Anthem, wait until I tell you about the time a bunch of rabid trumpers attacked our Capitol and beat police officers with flagpoles flying the American flag.
Despite all my rage, I’m still just a librarian in a dress with pockets.
Me: I feel like I could benefit from doing some calculus right now. @JohnBigboote: Time-invariant statement.
@alphatransfag I finally made a personal vow to never ever refer to a moon as "full" in my husband's presence.
Lecturer: The story of why Caesar went into Gaul is fascinating, and it involves quite a bit of political intrig– Me: Contradiction.
Me: You know...maybe sometimes I can tolerate some instrumental music... Spotify: You now hate singing. NOTED!
[Discussing a proposed project] @JohnBigboote: We'd have to drill a hole in it Me: If we can epoxy it closed afterwards... Him: Yeah. I can epoxy _anything_!
NBC intern's to-do list: 1. Type "San Jose" into Google maps 2. Screenshot 3. Celebrate a job well done! Bella said there's brownies in the break room😋
The Rentals, in "It's Time to Come Home", prophesied our times back in 2015: "Now it's night fall You've got plans for nothing at all But who knows who might call? But then where would you go?"
@ellle_em 1. Mountain lion 2. Other places originally, but California is the first place that had these near where I lived
“‘When a cop picks up a white boy, he takes him to his parents. But if he is black, he takes him to the state.’” — @Maroonsista link.medium.com/ZAbb4etBPeb
Me: I'm sorry. I laughed at your pain. @JohnBigboote: It's okay. It's funny pain.
Having a paid Zoom account in 2020 is like having a car in a college dorm.
Earthquake this morning but no one is talking about it on social media🤷🏽♀️ Not all that big but close to my house. Just one sharp WHOOMP, nothing more. Shake map shows it was felt across the south bay.
Have you heard about the looting?! It’s out of control! cnbc.com/amp/2020/05/21…
Ed Goppelt @edgoppelt
446 Followers 2K Following Please connect to me at [email protected] or DM me.
uber @zeroskillLPB
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mudpieKT @mudpieKT
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M W @eucharistcrunch
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L @AnnTMaim
27 Followers 77 Following
Marsha @marsheng888
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Brenda Hansen @brendahansen
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dawn_c @dawn_c
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jiangqian @jiangqian
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Jared Levy @jaredl
79 Followers 396 Following Software developer in Google Search, Physics PhD, liberal news junky. Now on Mastodon at @[email protected]
Sonia @happyhere
6 Followers 5 Following
Just Jack @7Veritas4
453K Followers 3K Following “Whatever you are, be a good one”. Here for people, politics and parody. https://t.co/LR2ROfr2CU
SHiFT Codes @dgSHiFTCodes
381K Followers 11 Following RIP: 24 OCT 2012 - 14 APR 2023 A bot that used to monitor and archive all the SHiFT codes for Gearbox games. I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH GEARBOX OR 2KGAMES.
PIE bot @ProtoIEbot
83 Followers 15 Following I'm an #etymology bot that tweets reconstructed Proto-Indo-European roots and modern-language descendants 🤖💬 ✱ | made by @dominicbordelon
和音 @David_bird39108
1K Followers 1K Following 虹の橋を渡ってしまった子に会いたくて、インコのあみぐるみを作り始めました。 大切な子の写真を見させていただき、特徴を捉えながら心を込めてお作り致します。 笑顔と涙が溢れるような幸せをお届けできますように✨✨ 製作の流れや料金など、お気軽にお問い合わせください😊🍀【しばらくお休みを頂きます】
Sophie McNophie @sophiemcnophie
5 Followers 3 Following
Ella McBella @bellaofboulder
5 Followers 3 Following
Erowid Recruiter @erowidrecruiter
9K Followers 0 Following A Markov-powered mashup of Erowid trip reports and tech recruiter emails. Run by @aphyr, who's not affiliated with Erowid. Heck, he's never even smoked pot.
VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish
3.5M Followers 1 Following New book: A Very British Midlife Crisis, out now! For everything VBP, visit: https://t.co/51E7az46a4 Written by @RobTemple101
Ed Goppelt @edgoppelt
446 Followers 2K Following Please connect to me at [email protected] or DM me.
Mil Millington @MilMillington
3K Followers 0 Following I use Twitter *only* to alert the wise and handsome Listers about my 'Mails'. Follow me if you are wise and handsome and wish to be alerted. That, alone.
Feminist Frequency @femfreq
538K Followers 1K Following Feminist Frequency Radio: the podcast that asks you to be critical of the media you love.
ItsLikeTheyKnowUs @LikeTheyKnowUs
3K Followers 848 Following Relax on your pristine white couch and enjoy these realistic depictions of motherhood. Get the book: https://t.co/MBM9a56SLQ.
M W @eucharistcrunch
130 Followers 318 Following Pondering 7 Deadly Sins, 7 Virtues, and a Toy Suprise!
Bad Realty Photos @BadRealtyPhotos
19K Followers 1K Following Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos on Twitter. A celebration of low standards and a lack of attention to detail.
mudpieKT @mudpieKT
8 Followers 20 Following
uber @zeroskillLPB
112 Followers 404 Following
RockBandDLC @RockBandDLC
5K Followers 30 Following Weekly DLC announcements for Rock Band. Maintained by @RockBandAide and @ScottSeaman. No affiliation with Harmonix, MTV Games, or EA Games.
DeadByCubicle @DeadByCubicle
1K Followers 1 Following This is a chronicle of what it's like to supervise a telemarketing call center staffed by ex-cons and drug addicts.
Justin @shitmydadsays
1.9M Followers 1 Following Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says
L @AnnTMaim
27 Followers 77 Following
Brenda Hansen @brendahansen
6 Followers 11 Following
dawn_c @dawn_c
10 Followers 67 Following
jiangqian @jiangqian
21 Followers 115 Following
Jared Levy @jaredl
79 Followers 396 Following Software developer in Google Search, Physics PhD, liberal news junky. Now on Mastodon at @[email protected]
Sonia @happyhere
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