BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA 2000 @Baconfish
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@NotLikeTheCar I can’t think of a time I’ve ever needed a plug in a bathroom?
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@SweatieAngle eating an entire ball of edam like an apple
@NotLikeTheCar just wanna see why the horses are so into it
@NotLikeTheCar I think he belongs at the canal, that’s why they call it a toad path
@NotLikeTheCar I saw a certified Big Boi hopping about near the canal the other night, he was about the size of my fist
@NotLikeTheCar Because I’m apparently a total da I asked the voice assistant in my work van to play Cum On Feel The Noize the other week and it beeped the word cum
@SweatieAngle NOSferatu was just a rip off cause they couldn’t get the rights to Dragula
@NotLikeTheCar Just having a bit of a panic, boning
@SweatieAngle Patiently waiting to see if he does “it’s not incest between men”
@NotLikeTheCar I can only picture small chunks and smooth, are you sure you're not hallucinating branston?
@ojvhteuhyhes I went to a screening of Halloween on Halloween a few years ago and a fight broke out behind me because two guys kept talking through the first ten minutes
@NotLikeTheCar Nah, they knew I was too powerful
@NotLikeTheCar And who doesn’t want to be destroyed by a cowboy?
@NotLikeTheCar Things aren’t looking good for my own death
@NotLikeTheCar And yet you dub yourself poached
@NotLikeTheCar Intrigued by the idea of sheep having surnames
@NotLikeTheCar Yeah, not gonna lie, things are p green round here
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