Mr. Whiskers @BadSenseOfHumor
My jokes suck. I'm a nihilist, what's your excuse? Working on every sitcom Joined April 2009-
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Nothing worse than starting your day by spilling all your Alphabits cereal into the toilet and having to eat it out of the big bowl.
Is this good or bad for interest rates? @federalreserve, please my family is dying. @WellsFargo
Has anyone noticed smoothies are getting smoother lately?
Few things are as unfortunate as farting with the refrigerator door open.
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pretty cool of the virus to let us have June and July off to drink white claws on the street and try and fuck a couple times before going back inside from August to January
Shout out to the grandmas out there keeping the canned vegetable companies alive
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Clip I received...team actually jumps the refs! Can’t make this up...see for yourself! @aau_bingo
*Retires after a long, successful career * "Haha, suckers. I never knew what I was doing."
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up until i was about 28, i thought "the 9 to 5 " was a euphemism for blasting cum
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Time and time Again. People on here Fuck me over and ruin my life. simply for starting the Dialouge
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Estimated breakdown of a drug commercial: 5%: What the drug does. 95%: We dare you to take it.
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this shit really hits home for me since i was once forcibly removed from a united airlines flight for having a bee hive stuck on my head
The worst things about all these animals going extinct is that I'm never going to get the chance to hunt them.
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hey all . just learned about this new shit here, i think you will like it if you enjoy using the computer
Beginning of the end for the human race
Everyone knows stealing is wrong but what about lying. It's wrong but no one cares--like cheating on ur wife or throwin a midget down a well
For some reason, being an expert on animal dicks doesn't get the same respect that other professionals do.
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