Mother Fucker @BadTouchTweets
banging your mom, now get me a beer Drowning in vomit Joined May 2011-
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Worst part of her crying during dry anal is having to listen to it until I finish.
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The Diary of Anne Frank is the longest knock knock joke ever written.
Your story has more holes in it than a student at Virginia Tech.
I'd show you the paper-doll I made out of your avi, but the cum stains are embarrassing.
I thought the drunk stripper had left, Then I saw the trail of glitter from the driveway to the bushes.
Jamie Lee Curtis has the sexiest legs of any guy I know.
Pussies bleed but the backdoor is open.
I'm a rape survivor And that bitch put up a fight!
A KKK trinity is when your sister wears the sheets while you and your dad fuck her. The Father, the Son, and a holy ghost full of spirits.
Eating Mexican girls gives me the runs.
Had a wet dream about removing Fran Drescher's vocal chords.
I only yell your mom's name when I'm cumming so she'll have my sandwich ready when I go downstairs.
After a hour in the strip club's VIP room, I'm sparklier than a Twilight vampire.
I don't play operation or monopoly with Jews.
I only rubbed my cock inside her to stop her UTI from itching.
I'm overdressed for casual sex, so I'll have to charge you.
I don't play fucking favorites. That's why I spend an equal amount of time licking each & every one of your asshole warts.
If you're going to call that one Honey, then you'd better come up with a cute pet-name for all my cock sores.
Here, let me teach you how to suck a dick the way my daddy taught me.
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