Foolish Ban, the Lich King of Communism @BanFoolish

Father of Capitalism (disinherited), Grand Marshal of the Undead Horde, doomed to wage war on the living until no man dies from the greed of others (eternally). Capitalist Hell on Earth Joined October 2020

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Foolish Ban, the Lich King of Communism @BanFoolish

10 months ago

I think COVID broke rural Alberta. Nobody at this holiday party, not even the goddamn bartender, is stopping a teenage girl from drinking.

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11 months ago

Ended my Mexican standoff with Elon… What’s up folks?

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Foolish Ban, the Lich King of Communism @BanFoolish

a year ago

Poilievre keeps sharing the “GDP per capita” statistic because it’s the ONLY economic indicator he has that shows Canada’s doing worse than comparator countries, and you want to gamble on the possibility he MIGHT do better? Being a “risk-taker” doesn’t mean being an idiot, mate.

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a year ago

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Foolish Ban, the Lich King of Communism @BanFoolish

a year ago

It’s been 2 days and I’m only halfway through the most recent episode of “The Boys.” I can only watch it in like 4 minute increments due to the cringe.

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Foolish Ban, the Lich King of Communism @BanFoolish

a year ago

Oh FFS, is there really a “faked moon landing” movie coming out next week?

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a year ago

Fuck you, Sunak.

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a year ago

The regulations on natural health products should have passed, @jonathanstea. My mom gave me a container of nuts and after snacking on them, I got really sick. I didn’t know they were Brazil nuts. I ate like 40-50 of them in a single sitting.

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Foolish Ban, the Lich King of Communism @BanFoolish

a year ago

I believe that Dean Blundell tried to give David Parker the Caryma Sa’ad treatment and turn him into the “heel” of Alberta politics. However, despite his tough talk, David was too thin-skinned to take the abuse that comes with the role. Thoughts @ItsDeanBlundell?