Bar Quote Book @BarQuoteBook
Inspired by the Quote book at The Emmet Ray, we will try to post a quote a day, anything funny and over heard in a bar, please add your quotes. Toronto Joined March 2013-
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Bar Quote Book retweeted
2015 Montreal Prize winner Eva H.D. reads March 23 at Versefest x.com/verseottawa/st…
Full festival lineup for #VERSeFest 2017 announced! Check versefest.ca for the full schedule March 21-26. versefest.ca/year/2017/
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Bar Quote Book retweeted
We like to think #NationalScotchDay occurs more than just once a year. Raise a dram of The Glenlivet.
Remember to support Michael Saunders All Star race by tweeting #VoteCaptainCanada #MichaelSaunders @BlueJays let's get him to the game
Vote for Saunders #VoteCaptainCanada
@RogersCentre can we please put up some signs saying "Please keep your feet off of the seats, Thank you" #FeetOffSeats thank you
Bar Quote Book retweeted
Through 8 games the #BlueJays are batting .210 as a team (27th in MLB).
That is what summer is about, you get you're caulk out and put it everywhere
N: This whisky is 67% R: Now you aren't going to get anything done. N: I know! R: Do you want to go roller skating? @theemmetray
Bar Quote Book retweeted
Toronto poet @EvaHD_ has won the international @montrealprize. cbc.ca/books/2015/09/…
Bar Quote Book retweeted
High fives all around as the @BlueJays finish off another successful weekend. #ComeTogether
"Seat 1: Onion rings, mod: Onion allergy" Hmm... OK
"SNL used to watch SCTV arcade fire used to listen to Broken Social Scene we new liberal Canada back.." @theemmetray
Strange dude in bar: "You look familiar. Where might I have seen you before?" @PeterXBoyd reply: "I dunno. How gay is the porn you watch?"
"@theemmetray: The new Bar Quote Book, thank you #ClassyDrunk our 1st of the month tues nite Comedy metalcomedy… instagram.com/p/s8szwcMEKT/"
Bar Quote Book retweeted
The new Bar Quote Book, thank you #ClassyDrunk our 1st of the month tues nite Comedy metalcomedy… instagram.com/p/s8szwcMEKT/
"We should grab a table, if we sit at the bar I'll just watch the band and ignore you" @theemmetray #firstdate
Ok, I'm not going to show you my ass, but you should see my ass... is there a sexy way to take a pic of your ass? @theemmetray #asspics
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