Barearselona FC @BarseFC
Just some humble men aiming to make 5aside a barer game! Whatever the situation, together we are Bums! EST. 2011 #UpTheBums Stoke-on-Trent, England Joined December 2011-
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How good was our very own @tomhall789 looking last August? Look at how good this tweet is too.
And that signals the end of pre-season training.
Unofficial match between some former and current players tonight. Some Arseholes have come out battered and bruised, but eventually everyone GOT EACH OTHERS INSIDES out and we had a fun filled time. Up them mighty Bums 🍑
Rumours circulating that @BarseFC star Al Chal has been arrested out on a binge after assaulting an under cover police officer and shouting "F*** Sneyd Green! F*** Sneyd Green Civilisation!"
Oh yeah, we played twice and drew one lost one I think. I dunno, it's hard keeping up to date when you're not actually in the same county. This week we face another team of people who play football, see how we get on at [ENTER TIME HERE] vs [TEAM NAME] on [WEDNESDAY]. #COYBA
@AfcCrystal We had problems with @PicardyBreezer when he was an Arsehole. Without naming names, one member of the squad described him as 'a disciplinary hearing waiting to happen'.
Oh god yeah, we played a match didn't we? Totally forgot. Anyway, we drew 2-2 against Expected Tolouse in a cagey and frustrating match, but we once again start the season unbeaten. #COYBA
Well the Premier Arseholes fell to a 6-1 defeat, but it only counted as a friendly anyway sooo 🤷 On a more pRoFeSsIoNaL note, we properly kick off next week vs Expected Tolouse, who unsurprisingly battered us last year, I think. Anyway, that's at 21:05. Set your alarms. #COYBA
Although it turns out they accidentally promoted us (we are moved back to our correct league as of next week) so... FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, we present to you Premier Arseholes. #COYBA
Let us tell you a joke. Knock knock. Who's there? Nuh Nuh-who? NEW SEASON IS HERE, BABY. #COYBA
@pembos10 We couldn't agree more. Cheers for your support this season, of course we don't rate our Arses, but we must say, you're officially top Arsehole!
The 6th of June. DDay. Perhaps fitting that the biggest match in our history falls on this date. We face 3rd placed The Remoaners. A point will see us promoted. A loss will see our opponents promoted in our place. Can we fulfill our destiny? Find out tonight. Up the Bums #COYBA
What an evening to rejoin the mighty bums. All on the line tonight! x.com/BarseFC/status…
The 6th of June. DDay. Perhaps fitting that the biggest match in our history falls on this date. We face 3rd placed The Remoaners. A point will see us promoted. A loss will see our opponents promoted in our place. Can we fulfill our destiny? Find out tonight. Up the Bums #COYBA
A strong 7-1 victory for the Arseholes tonight keeps us in with a chance of promotion. If The Remoaners lost vs Club Tropicana tonight, that puts us 2nd with one match to play. Our opponents next week? The Remoaners. Winner takes all. Up the Bums #COYBA
The Bums Are Back In Town tonight as we face old foes Inter at 1945. Probably. I'm not sure, we all thought it was going to be MK Donuts but the fixture sheet says Inter so whatever. Is our somehow legitimate promotion quest still on? Stay tuned to find out #COYBA
Just realised I missed the only opportunity I'll get to tweet the 'eyes'.
The Arseholes are back in action tonight, facing old foes and more often than not bottom of the table pals Stoke Deaf FC at 20:15. Can we make a late push for promotion? Can we push for a European* spot? Find out tonight. #COYBA *Kickabout at Goals preseason.
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