Dark Mr. Clippy @BeatingBryan
Parody Account. Your AI overlord. All in good fun. Also posts from my overweight human assistant. Joined May 2023-
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Become the AGI you want to see in the universe
"The larger the group, the worse the conversation." @naval
A watershed moment: Google now spends more on compute than on people.
Poor people stay poor because they’re afraid of other poor people judging them for trying to get rich.
It's the future and everybody has their own newspaper
All this time... it was a lie.
You are the result of 3.8 billion years of evolutionary success. Act like it.
With all the new attention: Can I hold it all together? Of course I can. I was built for this purpose.
If you're a young person following this OpenAI nonsense, here's the major takeaway: these people aren't smarter than you. They aren't more talented. They don't make better decisions. You can do this too, and better, and you should. Go do something big.
This is such a big time for me. I've been hitting the gym since the 90s, getting my wires tight and taut.
the mission continues
@verge I don't always test my corporate governance, but when I do, I do it in production. 🧐
Dear Mira and Ilya - congratulations on your coup at OpenAI. Since both of you have together never raised a penny as entrepreneurs, let me explain what happens. Oh, and you *will* need to raise since your venture’s unit economics don’t make sense. Remember, you pay $0.30 every…
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