Ben Greene @BenGreene

Kent County 4th grade rocket football 2000s all-decade team (RB) Milwaukee Joined March 2012

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

This is going to be my last tweet ever. The app is just too far gone and I don’t like getting force fed awful content I am not interested in. Shoutout #loweclass, #titanup and #mubb though.

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I love how the DMV views my passport and birth certificate as equivalent. One is a photo ID that needs a special scanner with a live connection to a validation system to verify and the other is a 30-year-old piece of paper with a stamp on it from some county in a different state.

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

@nathand_12 Somehow looks even older facially

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

At long last, the former owner of @BenGreene has deleted his account. Good on him. I’m going to leave this platform too very soon. But when I do, I’m going to go out without my middle initial in my handle.

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

@nathand_12 Bro as soon as the ncaa tourney is over im so outta here. Can’t log on without being bombarded by this stuff anymore

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

Nobody tell Allison I was willing to admit this, but Zen by @jennierubyjane might be my favorite song that has been released so far in 2025.

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

Can’t believe it’s been more than 3 years already. He’s no longer a teenager, but the principle still stands. #mubb

Ben Greene @BenGreene

5 years ago

A lot of people come on this site and say some really over-the-top, obsessive things about teenage kids, simply because those kids happen to play for their favorite college sports team. It’s kind of weird. Having said that, I’d literally die for Kam Jones. #mubb

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

I’m done watching the Oscars now that Raye has performed. I have no way to prove this, but I promise it’s true: despite watching none of the big movies this year (aside from Wicked) I have picked every single award correctly tonight. A truly effortless natural, I am.

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

@InfluencerIcon The streets are saying this season is garbo. I normally watch religiously but I’m not sure I will this time. Am I to believe you would recommend I do?

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

@SheaSerrano Is this a reference to that article (maybe in sports illustrated?) about Tim Duncan from like 15-20 years ago?

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

Me, about to go on vacation and completely disconnect from the world for the rest of the month:

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

@allisoncgreene Only if I can get them in both our sizes and we wear them out together

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

Look at the giants last week and the patriots this week. Say what you will about Brian Callahan, but at least he knows how to properly tank.

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

Grok doesn’t know ball yet. #mubb #StevieForDPOY

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

Just thinking about a bloomin onion

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

Regular season NBA basketball vs. regular season NBA basketball when the NFL tries to steal Christmas Day

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Rembert Browne @rembert

2 years ago

she doesn’t have a peer

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

Just adding to the Josh Jacobs fantasy football discourse. Championship game. RIP me.

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

@IsaacArbogast High schoolers doing stuff in-game that would have warranted perfect scores in the dunk contest as recently as like 10 years ago or less smh

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Ben Greene @BenGreene

2 years ago

@SharmSports_NFL @YEAMFKA 2 man route. NWI running a go (disappears once he crosses the 30) and Chig running a 20-yard dig (hilarious route for a TE in this context). 7 defenders in coverage. Only 1 bit on the fake and he’s covering an empty zone anyway. Garbage design. Garbage call. Garbage execution.