Mr . @BeresHammondke
Nairobi, Kenya Joined November 2018-
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What are they saying at Mukuru kwa Mugabe?
Nunueni Samaki jamani nilipe rent😭 Fresh stock!! Tilapia size 3 & Tafi available! 📞 : 0700 658 488 📍: Jamhuri heights, Langata
You can tell if a girl likes you just by her tonality, levels of eye-contact, and the extent of her verbosity. If getting her to talk is like pulling teeth out, shes not into you. If shes saying far more than necessary, keeps eye-contact and has a high pitched voice, she is.
For people wondering how I will survive with one kidney, the doctors said the remaining kidney grows into double it’s size and starts conducting the functions of the two. Meaning I’ll be back to normal programing as soon as the recovery process is done.
Not a single SMS alert, even in the heaviest rains so far, advising citizens of anything. Where not to go, the weather forecast, what to do, how to contact emergency services, nothing! No breaking news, nothing.
Hii advice hunifurahisha coz y'all assume mtakuwa na energy ya kujibamba in your 50s 😂
Hii advice hunifurahisha coz y'all assume mtakuwa na energy ya kujibamba in your 50s 😂
Statement on Likoni Scuffle Incident.
Mlete simu niwaundie from next week niko ktda plaza 1st floor room ya mwisho
manifesting works guys🙏🏽🙏🏽
My friend sent me this picture. He's seeing off his first shipment of vegetables. Hata haamini.
There’s something that dies inside you when you want something very very badly and you keep getting disappointed over and over again.
Kindly Explain @Mkenyanese
Anything looks or feels familiar?
Well worth the wait
Imagine you have 3 balls on a table, there are 6 ways you can arrange them: 1 2 3 1 3 2 2 1 3 2 3 1 3 1 2 3 2 1 Hence 3! equals 6 If you have 1 ball, it can only be 1 way If you have 0 balls, it's also just one way because the table is empty QED
Imagine you have 3 balls on a table, there are 6 ways you can arrange them: 1 2 3 1 3 2 2 1 3 2 3 1 3 1 2 3 2 1 Hence 3! equals 6 If you have 1 ball, it can only be 1 way If you have 0 balls, it's also just one way because the table is empty QED
I hate these lying ass people so many it makes me want to puke. Bunch of liars. Please specify where in Mathare and I swear that’s hardly 200 bags.
I hate these lying ass people so many it makes me want to puke. Bunch of liars. Please specify where in Mathare and I swear that’s hardly 200 bags.
When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. The pain is felt by others the same thing happens when you're stupid.. 🤷🏾♂️
New line to rizz up any woman. The Bible says it is not good for man to be alone. So now that you know this, are you going to go against the word of the lord or am I picking you up at 8 😌😌😌😌
Walk in and find your dog like this what will you do?
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You are not your thoughts; you can rise above your inner naysayer.
If you gone post her, post the whole picture CAUSE SHE DID THAT 👏🏾 💙
@bimboyugari Omg it’s literally survival of the fittest 😭
wait so if they’re too old & weak to compete for resources, the pack just lets them STARVE to death?? no pension or anything for all those years of leadership??
An elderly Lion in his final hours. Photograph by Larry Pannell.
nrb people are so lazy. cause why is it 9:45 and there’s no shawarma rolling?
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This is more about poor workmanship than it is about the ferocity of floods. The same is largely true of many roads destroyed by current & past flooding.
Your personality is not a life sentence, you can change and grow. You can heal, you can adapt.
We go to the park at least the weather is warming up over here
For people wondering how I will survive with one kidney, the doctors said the remaining kidney grows into double it’s size and starts conducting the functions of the two. Meaning I’ll be back to normal programing as soon as the recovery process is done.
Please name the Passenger : Hint* : Kenya's most honest man No. 1.
Why are pockets of Kenya’s military leaving the barracks in uniform with guns to engage in PUBLIC physical fights with members of Kenya’s police service whose mandate is civilian order?
Now that I have learnt how to create a reel, here is one. Visit Kisumu, it’s a beautiful county 😊
Literacy.
Eldoret its about time. 🔥 🔥 We have loved the design. It's a three bedroom 176sqm.
A precipice to the abyss…Symptomatic of 60 years of systemic institutional chaos. This cannot be ignored, especially after the sudden and mysterious death of Kenya’s CDF.
Happened at Likoni Ferry. Kenya Police Vs KDF Rangers. Imagine citizens were forced to chip in & mediate. Where are we heading as a country? Short fuse kila mahali... #UshenziKE!
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