Mark Kluesner @Berthawk33

Not good.

Tim McManus @Tim_McManus

3 weeks ago

There is not much optimism Eagles receiver DeVonta Smith will play Sunday against the Rams, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo. Smith has been sidelined with a hamstring injury this week and the expectation is he won’t be able to go Sunday.

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I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials. If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something... We already got it in. Like...GOT. IT. IN. We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun. We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough. We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer. We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field. INTO THE WOODS. Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass? And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm. That was TALENT. We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else. There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends. There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.” And we FOLLOWED MIKE. We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast. And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house. Eating pizza and watching movies. Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle. We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process. We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on. We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet. We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction. We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback. And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop. So yes...now we like being home. We like sweatpants. We like cancelling plans. We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending. We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table. We like being home by 8:17. And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?” Sleeping...we are sleeping. Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement. We already played, partied and danced on the bar. We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl. We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones. So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think: “God, you guys are boring.” Sweetheart...oh sweetheart. You are looking at retired legends. Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented. xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

GIVEAWAY. GARAGE FEAR IS HERE. We made 9 new Halloween things and we’re giving away 2 of every single one. One for you. One for a friend. I guess you could keep both. That’s kinda weird though. RT TO ENTER. Contest ends 9/16/26. Must be 21+.

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First @McLarenF1 signed golf bag giveaway!! Just RT for a chance to win it!! I’ll pick one winner on Monday 17th September… 🍀

GIVEAWAY: Fresh off the raft tree we have 30 of these ready to go to new pools! All American Summer continues. RT and follow us to enter to win ONE Garage Beer inflatable pool float Giveaway ends 7/28 at 12:00 pm EST. Must be 21+ to enter

GAZETTE MALE ATHLETE OF THE YEAR 2026. He captivated a Drake Stadium crowd like no distance runner in the state has done before. Those three days in May 2025? Simply magical. 10-time state track champion. Two-time state cross country champion. Distance-running 'ambassador.' Headed to the University of Oregon. Meet QUENTIN NAUMAN of Western Dubuque. thegazette.com/sports/high-sc… #GazetteAOY2026

GAZETTE FEMALE ATHLETE OF THE YEAR 2026. A three-sport star (she ranks in the top 20 all-time in Iowa in both points and rebounds in basketball). Her family was wooed by several other schools to join them, but they held firm and stayed loyal to Springville High School. Now considered a 'sleeper' and a 'steal' at the University of South Dakota. Meet ROWAN JACOBI. thegazette.com/sports/high-sc… #GazetteAOY2026

RT for a chance to win a Lil Garage 🥶 (beer not included) (21+ to enter) (I’ll put a sticker in the box too)

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Is there nothing Donald Trump can do or say that crosses a line for MAGA cult members? • Trump mocked and celebrated the deaths of Robert Mueller and Rob Reiner. He also initially refused to lower White House flags to half-staff in honor of John McCain after his death, only doing it after massive backlash. • He threatened that “a whole civilization will die tonight.” • He mocked the brutal hammer attack on Paul Pelosi • He posted an AI image depicting himself as Jesus Christ • He repeatedly attacked the Pope. • He posted an AI video depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as apes. • He attacked Supreme Court justices for ruling against him, even suggesting they have other countries’ interests in mind. • He disparaged POWs (“I like people who weren’t captured”) and called fallen soldiers “suckers and losers.” • He and his family have profited at least $4 billion since taking office. • He’s been accused of sexual misconduct by 26 women. • He had a long, well-documented relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, including flying on each other’s planes and going to parties together. I could go on and on. Spare me the lectures about “divisive speech” or “decency” while you’re actively supporting the worst presidents in history.

@douglasmilesCRG My condolences D Miles. Prayers out to you and your family.

JD Vance: “It's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology."

Andrew Ahmann (IA, 26’) was on the baseball all game going 2/2 with a double and 4 rbis. Leg kick into a strong swing. Hands stay calm as he gets deep into his back leg. #PGIAspringleague @PG_Uncommitted

@CoachBrindle @tonysroe @NCAA That's the thinking you need to have. Grow the sport and keep it entertaining.

@CoachBrindle @tonysroe Time for you to apply to the NCAA, Brindle. We need some common sense and awareness. Nobody wants this except those who make money off it.

Chris Murphy: "I think it's likely the United States that carried out this attack on this school. I think it's unforgivable under any circumstances, but the fact this was one of our first targeting decisions speaks to the incompetence of our leadership at the Dept of Defense."

Congratulations to Kogan Kluesner for being named 2nd Team all-MVC Mississippi Division!

Congratulations to Hayden Kluesner for being named Honorable Mention all-MVC Mississippi Division!

This Memoriam hit like a ton of bricks. So many legends lost this past year

Rowan Jacobi scores 43 points in just 3 quarters, continuing her climb up the IGHSAU career scoring charts. And @OriolesGBB is two wins away from the State tournament.

That one time Larry Bird decided to play left-handed against the Blazers because, and this is an actual quote, “I’m saving my right hand for the Lakers.” 47 points, 14 rebounds, 11 assists. Two nights later, the Celtics beat the Lakers at the Forum.