Big Data Jesus @BigJesusData

Joined July 2014

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Jesus H. Christ @IamJesusHChrist

11 years ago

Yes, I know Huckabee is a twit. I've already tried getting through to him before, but it's no use.

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Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance

11 years ago

When Dealing With a Killa Bee Swarm #WuWednesday

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Kate Ting @kate_ting

11 years ago

Congrats @brocknoland on becoming a member of The Apache Software Foundation: apache.org/foundation/rec…

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Gwen (Chen) Shapira @gwenshap

11 years ago

Two days ago we added @ApacheParquet support to Sqoop, and users are already happy: SQOOP-1390

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Amr Awadallah 🤖 @awadallah

11 years ago

Great xkcd on the danger of data science in the wrong hands :) buff.ly/Y6OExH

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Big Data Buddha @BigDataBuddha

11 years ago

The skilled man does not show off, but the man without knowledge usually show off /cc @BigJesusData

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Big Data Jesus @BigJesusData

11 years ago

@graemeknows you're doing God's work

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Big Data Jesus @BigJesusData

11 years ago

Give a man a #Spark job he analyzes for a day; teach a man #Spark and he analyzes for a lifetime.

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Big Data Jesus @BigJesusData

11 years ago

Namenode said to him, 'I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the filesystem except through me.'

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Big Data Jesus @BigJesusData

11 years ago

Let the one among you who is without uncommented code be the first to cast a stone.

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Christopher Brooks @ChrisBrooks24

154 Followers 493 Following https://t.co/wCuBkwZVuQ

Scott Hopkins @ScottEHop

39 Followers 154 Following I'm here, but I'm out there.

👽EduardoVegaToledo @evega_ap

187 Followers 1K Following 👽 EVT Gestor Público

David Friedland @IRIdavidf

80 Followers 336 Following VP @ IRI, The CoSort Co.

Andrew Boli @boli_boli_boli

79 Followers 236 Following Motivated to win! All tweets are my own.

Hadoop Security @hadoop_security

149 Followers 35 Following Hadoop Security: Protecting Your Big Data Platform

Chad Leach @chadoop

16 Followers 31 Following

Robert Shinn @camar0z

4 Followers 11 Following

CK Johnson @ckjohnson73

80 Followers 174 Following #KeepPounding, #WelcomeHome, beer, Hadoop, family but not necessarily in that order

Franklin Huang @franklin_huang

28 Followers 32 Following Dynamic leader. Love and appreciation for building successful teams. Weekend car fanatic and always pushing for more!

3jsdad @3jsdad

39 Followers 217 Following me

Jeff Holoman @jeffholoman

530 Followers 397 Following

Big Data Buddha @BigDataBuddha

2 Followers 42 Following

Jeff Bean @jwfbean

701 Followers 779 Following mostly a random personal feed. Technology, politics, hot takes, cool stuff.

darylgreenjr @darylgreenjr

25 Followers 64 Following

Ricky Saltzer @monstrado

262 Followers 221 Following Principal Software Engineer (Data Platform) @ Fortis Games (opinions are my own)

Jeremy Beard @rem120

139 Followers 728 Following

Roko @roko_kruze

570 Followers 1K Following I move electrons for a living.

Skydive junkie turned amateur homebrewer. I am also a Technical Match-maker, finding amazing Engineers for opportunities Lightning AI @PyTorchLightnin

Scott Kwait @scottkwait

299 Followers 850 Following Skydive junkie turned amateur homebrewer. I am also a Technical Match-maker, finding amazing Engineers for opportunities Lightning AI @PyTorchLightnin

Juan @blog14421457

1 Followers 3 Following

Christine Sherry @Christi_Sherry

100 Followers 416 Following

Marty Lurie @martylurie

5 Followers 26 Following All about computers, road biking, and skiing. (not baseball!)

Joseph Prosser @jvprosser

8 Followers 162 Following

Bill Podell @PodellBill

2 Followers 6 Following

Rich O'Dell @RichRodell007

1 Followers 14 Following

Webster Mudge @wmudge

378 Followers 692 Following I don't care if you're stuck at 2.0 or pushing 3.0. It's just semantics.

Luis Renteria @dbghost13x

0 Followers 1 Following

Software Engineer @Adyen via #Twitter, #WeWork, #Netflix, #Cloudera, #SFDC. Technology, languages, and 80's power ballads. Opinions my own, obvs. ✡️

Aleks Shulman @A_Shulman

967 Followers 2K Following Software Engineer @Adyen via #Twitter, #WeWork, #Netflix, #Cloudera, #SFDC. Technology, languages, and 80's power ballads. Opinions my own, obvs. ✡️

Steve Schaniel @SchanielSteve

2 Followers 18 Following

Scott Vallely @ScottVallely

2 Followers 1 Following

Wakeboard Pittsburgh @WakeboardPGH

1K Followers 529 Following A crew of wakeboarders in Pittsburgh, PA

Anthony Barnett @ThatServerGuy

123 Followers 380 Following

Kevin Farmer @kevinsfarmer

13 Followers 37 Following

Steve Taylor @StevenT90846221

1 Followers 6 Following

Arlene @acapsimalis

256 Followers 353 Following

Ranjana R @RrajendranR

2 Followers 1 Following

Ramesh H. Joshi @rameshj32357418

1 Followers 1 Following

Hari Pudukodu @HariPudukodu

2 Followers 1 Following

Dave Corcoran @davecorcoran2

13 Followers 14 Following Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons - Popular Mechanics 1949

Alok Agrawal @alokagrawal1

442 Followers 291 Following

Jeff Szczypinski @JeffSzczypinski

3 Followers 12 Following

Ian Wrigley @iwrigley

786 Followers 886 Following Owner, @fleetstreetpub and @fenwicks300. Entrepreneur. Angel investor. Attorney. Previously, did geeky stuff.

Mohit Sauhta @msauhta

32 Followers 161 Following

Vik @viktor_roamin

449 Followers 1K Following Love’s gonna get you killed; But pride’s gonna be the death of you, and you and me.

Paul Bernier @IPaulRyan21

Al Valletta @VallettaAl

5 Followers 8 Following

I am retired now, but I have made a living as an enterprise software technology sales professional with some of the hottest start-up companies.

Ray McLaughlin @rpmclaughlin

105 Followers 591 Following I am retired now, but I have made a living as an enterprise software technology sales professional with some of the hottest start-up companies.

Greg Valenstein @GregValenstein

10 Followers 32 Following

Jaemar Miller @miller2j

118 Followers 289 Following

Hadoop Internal @HadoopI

1 Followers 1 Following

Christopher Brooks @ChrisBrooks24

154 Followers 493 Following https://t.co/wCuBkwZVuQ

Saunders @wrdswthsaunders

49 Followers 193 Following Tenacious learner. English teacher. PhD Student.

Unlock your data without ceding control. We power millions of data pipelines for modern analytics, AI/ML, smart apps, & hybrid integration. @SoftwareAG company

StreamSets @streamsets

2K Followers 503 Following Unlock your data without ceding control. We power millions of data pipelines for modern analytics, AI/ML, smart apps, & hybrid integration. @SoftwareAG company

Snowflake delivers the #AIDataCloud to help leading organizations share data, build applications and power their business with AI.

Snowflake @Snowflake

59K Followers 1K Following Snowflake delivers the #AIDataCloud to help leading organizations share data, build applications and power their business with AI.

Ted Malaska @TedMalaska

2K Followers 267 Following SpaceXer, Co-Author of Hadoop Application Architecture, Coder, Runner, and Gamer

Robert Shinn @camar0z

4 Followers 11 Following

PUBLIC FIGURE. DERIVATIVE INVESTMENTS RULE ERRTHING AROUND ME #DiversifyYoBonds ***CLEARLY NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE JFC*** PROTECT YA ASSETS (Parody tho)

Wu-Tang Financial �... @Wu_Tang_Finance

162K Followers 2K Following PUBLIC FIGURE. DERIVATIVE INVESTMENTS RULE ERRTHING AROUND ME #DiversifyYoBonds ***CLEARLY NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE JFC*** PROTECT YA ASSETS (Parody tho)

Hadoop Security @hadoop_security

149 Followers 35 Following Hadoop Security: Protecting Your Big Data Platform

Corporate Vice President @ Microsoft, Global Head Microsoft Cloud Data Sciences (MCDS) 25+ Years of Data , Technology & Business Transformation experience

Stephen (Steffin) Har... @SHarrisSFO

331 Followers 504 Following Corporate Vice President @ Microsoft, Global Head Microsoft Cloud Data Sciences (MCDS) 25+ Years of Data , Technology & Business Transformation experience

Big Data Buddha @BigDataBuddha

2 Followers 42 Following

Jeff Holoman @jeffholoman

530 Followers 397 Following

Techy who works with systems, data and analytics at scale who lives at the boundaries of the possible. Husband, dog owner, animal advocate and occasional Santa.

Woody Christy @woodychristy

747 Followers 563 Following Techy who works with systems, data and analytics at scale who lives at the boundaries of the possible. Husband, dog owner, animal advocate and occasional Santa.

darylgreenjr @darylgreenjr

25 Followers 64 Following

Orrin Edenfield @OrrinEdenfield

448 Followers 484 Following Believer in Christ, husband, father & architect for enterprise data solutions. Tweets = me,not employer.

Dr. Jessica Richman, ... @jessicarichman

42K Followers 18K Following

Bill Podell @PodellBill

2 Followers 6 Following

Rich O'Dell @RichRodell007

1 Followers 14 Following

Scott Curtis @scurtis704

86 Followers 100 Following Husband, Dad and Coach.

Steve Schaniel @SchanielSteve

2 Followers 18 Following

Scott Vallely @ScottVallely

2 Followers 1 Following

Steve Taylor @StevenT90846221

1 Followers 6 Following

Ranjana R @RrajendranR

2 Followers 1 Following

Ramesh H. Joshi @rameshj32357418

1 Followers 1 Following

Hari Pudukodu @HariPudukodu

2 Followers 1 Following

Dave Corcoran @davecorcoran2

13 Followers 14 Following Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons - Popular Mechanics 1949

Jeff Szczypinski @JeffSzczypinski

3 Followers 12 Following

Vik @viktor_roamin

449 Followers 1K Following Love’s gonna get you killed; But pride’s gonna be the death of you, and you and me.

Al Valletta @VallettaAl

5 Followers 8 Following

Greg Valenstein @GregValenstein

10 Followers 32 Following

Hadoop Internal @HadoopI

1 Followers 1 Following

Ricky Saltzer @monstrado

262 Followers 221 Following Principal Software Engineer (Data Platform) @ Fortis Games (opinions are my own)

PSSC Labs provides custom high performance computing (HPC) systems and cluster management solutions designed to meet our clients’ enterprise computing needs.

PSSC Labs @PSSCLabs

659 Followers 2K Following PSSC Labs provides custom high performance computing (HPC) systems and cluster management solutions designed to meet our clients’ enterprise computing needs.

Brian Burton @bb_cloudera

22 Followers 29 Following Technical Writer at @Cloudera

Toni Holzhueter @ToniatHaze

128 Followers 106 Following

techammer @techammer

2K Followers 128 Following Family office of @hackingdata and @halletecco.

ronan stokes @ronan_stokes

8 Followers 15 Following Solution Architecture at Cloudera, Inc

hbasesummit @hbasesummit

5 Followers 0 Following

Mason Hibbard @masonhibbard

80 Followers 66 Following

Eli Collins @elicollins

3K Followers 929 Following VP, Product @GoogleDeepMind

Core Data Datastores team at @Meta. Formerly, @Cloudera and @Yahoo. Apache Kudu and Apache Flume PMC member. I don't speak for my employer.

Mike Percy @mike_percy

737 Followers 719 Following Core Data Datastores team at @Meta. Formerly, @Cloudera and @Yahoo. Apache Kudu and Apache Flume PMC member. I don't speak for my employer.

Renegade Nazgul @Jvflagg

40 Followers 293 Following Father, MTG enthusiast - Legacy, Modern, edh

Alan Jackoway @jackowaya

46 Followers 179 Following

photoPGH @photoPGH

27 Followers 20 Following

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