Paul Bissonnette @Bissonnette12
the one and only biznasty, be warned. once i start tweeting i may not stop.. for the record this is a parody account. Joined May 2012-
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damnnnnnnnnnnn been a long time what up twitter :)
fuckkkkkkk i have the worst headache but last night was fucking awesome.. Happy New Year Everyone!!
wake me up when the nhl is back #lockout #outofajob
been awhile since ive been on here.
seriously, ur gonna start a fight in the parking lot? #whatanidiot
vegas vegas vegas VEGAS BABY #NHLAwards
come on kings get rid of those damn devils
#YouMustBeStupidIf you think i like you
anyone know when the 3rd season of walking dead is gonna be on????????
even tho i hate him when he says the word....
ok well since im a nice guy give my best friend a follow @MartyStPierre
ur followers wont last my friend
@MahaOmid well he says it alot....
@SuperNotKane88 its ok bro, words just come out of my mouth before i think to say them.
gord vail @GordVail
2 Followers 11 Following I am the Chief of Staff and an emergency MD at Hotel-Dieu Grace Hospital in Windsor ON who enjoys being at his place in Scottsdale as much as possible.
Fake Todd Bertuzzi �... @fakebertuzzi44
793 Followers 2K Following Me? Rhodes scholar and student of Datsyuk. Currently searching for my fourth tooth. Exploring my queerness. Parody. Cal Bears/Red Wings/Toledo Rockets
FML_Brunner @NotBladeBrunner
316 Followers 668 Following Hi I am the slick Swiss right winger Damien Brunner. I broke every record in Switzerland now I'm coming for yours NHL. Goal scorer for the Detroit Red Wings.
ss14spqr @ss14spqr
28 Followers 266 Following
Hal Gill @hgill75
259 Followers 715 Following I am 6'7, 250 pounds of hockey genius. I am the greatest defenseman to walk the earth. I am Harold Priestly Gill, III. Follow me. I will blow your mind. *Fake*
maurice piche @larrycurlyandme
4 Followers 43 Following Sign artist - Affichiste Over 20 years experience with Graphics, Signs and 3M Certified Wrap Installer. Plus de 20 ans d'experience en graphisme et lettrage.
Steve @stevegrossmande
213 Followers 1K Following
Vlad Jordan M @Vladthe1
116 Followers 2K Following Basketball I love the game love every aspect of it. #basketball is life. Im just a man that wants to achieve big things in life.
Dave @BlueSkySurfer
203 Followers 455 Following Huge Sens fan and hockey fan in general, train and teach martial arts and a IT security professional. Hit me up, sports, philosophy, spirituality and life
Aleesha Dixon @DixieD98
232 Followers 1K Following single. love working on the farm, hunting, and fishing. living life to the fullest.
HK @m1n1wheat
127 Followers 449 Following I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been. -Wayne Gretzky
Brian Burke @NotBrianburke
112 Followers 595 Following Hockeys Overlord, lover of fine cheeses, down with don
Tischer Sinclair @tischerzsbk2
38 Followers 187 Following
Nordyke North @nordykedngvkd0
30 Followers 198 Following
Martin St. Pierre @MartyStPierre
4 Followers 6 Following i like to say yolo alot just to make paul mad ;)
Adam Not Henrique @Adam14Henrique
96 Followers 72 Following Adam's the name, hockey's my game. I play for the New Jersey Devils and I hate Snooki. [Not really Adam Henrique]
LGP @412LGP412
125 Followers 724 Following
Dan Hamhuis @DanNotHamhuis
185 Followers 142 Following Hi i'm Dan The Hammer Hamhuis. Probably the greatest Canuck ever. Way better than my D Partner: Kevin Bieksa
Taylor Hall @TaylorNotHall
82 Followers 69 Following Amazingly sexy Oilers offesemen. [Parody, OBVIOUSLY]
NOT Braden Holtby @BHoltby70
66 Followers 63 Following That freaking amazing rookie goalie for the Washington Capitals. (Parody bro.)
Kaner @SuperNotKane88
357 Followers 128 Following I'm just that silver Olympic medal wearing cabbie puncher. Am I really Patrick Kane? No, it's a parody bitches. I'm not real.
Marky Letestu @Letestube17
37 Followers 67 Following Former #pens member, now in #columbus with the #BJs... hilight of my career was being traded. #wheeling broads like a pro #parody not the real mark
Brandon Grossman @BagBoy1990
205 Followers 967 Following Everybody wanna be famous but nobody wanna do the work
andrew @NWOpghpenguins
423 Followers 2K Following 24, former MC Announcer of the Washington Wild Things
Amanda Rose @AmandaWings501
318 Followers 813 Following I tweet a lot of Detroit sports (except basketball) and music lyrics. I'm a smartass, sarcastic, fun girl (or so I've been told) and tend to swear A LOT.
Fake Danny Briere @MrPlayoffs
51 Followers 60 Following Avid Goal Scorer in the playoffs | They call me Mr. Playoffs | NOT IN ANYWAY ASSOCIATED WITH DANIEL BRIERE #PARODY #LETSGOFLYERS
Brian Burke @NotBrianburke
112 Followers 595 Following Hockeys Overlord, lover of fine cheeses, down with don
Hal Gill @hgill75
259 Followers 715 Following I am 6'7, 250 pounds of hockey genius. I am the greatest defenseman to walk the earth. I am Harold Priestly Gill, III. Follow me. I will blow your mind. *Fake*
Martin St. Pierre @MartyStPierre
4 Followers 6 Following i like to say yolo alot just to make paul mad ;)
NOT Sergei Bobrovsky @NotReallyBobs
94 Followers 55 Following Nyet Sergei Bobrvosky. Ilya Bryzgalov's stop gap. Make puck stay out of goal. I do it for Janni, and Mother Rooskia.
LGP @412LGP412
125 Followers 724 Following
mirrorverse!jae 😈�... @madburnishjae
369 Followers 205 Following is it cute? is it sexy? is it OSHA compliant? 🍓 level 30+ | bi | they/them 🍓 due to personal reasons i'm evil now 🍓 currently: HBR (+pkmn/p5r)Not Kris Letang @NotKrisLetang
364 Followers 88 Following I'm just a parody, bro. Not Letang. Please don't sue me.
Marky Letestu @Letestube17
37 Followers 67 Following Former #pens member, now in #columbus with the #BJs... hilight of my career was being traded. #wheeling broads like a pro #parody not the real mark
NOT Braden Holtby @BHoltby70
66 Followers 63 Following That freaking amazing rookie goalie for the Washington Capitals. (Parody bro.)
Lea @Leakim345
97 Followers 81 Following
M @girlgang22331
831 Followers 5 Following
Eric Staal (kinda) @notEricStaal
448 Followers 32 Following Captain of the Carolina Hurricanes. Eldest of the Staal brothers. I have a vendetta against my goalie. (NOT actually Eric Staal, guys.)
Kaner @SuperNotKane88
357 Followers 128 Following I'm just that silver Olympic medal wearing cabbie puncher. Am I really Patrick Kane? No, it's a parody bitches. I'm not real.
Not Jamie McGinn @notginner64
13 Followers 17 Following You wish the real Jamie McGinn was as sexy as me.
Cory Schneider @NotSchneids
136 Followers 27 Following I'm Cory Schneider and I'm better than you. (Not Schneids)
Fake Danny Briere @MrPlayoffs
51 Followers 60 Following Avid Goal Scorer in the playoffs | They call me Mr. Playoffs | NOT IN ANYWAY ASSOCIATED WITH DANIEL BRIERE #PARODY #LETSGOFLYERS
Rostislav Klesla @RostislavKles16
104 Followers 70 Following people think this really klesla but it not ***PARODY ACCOUNT*** and @Keith3Yandle @MikeNotSmith41 and @not_klinkhammer are my best friends :))))
Alexandre Burrows @French_Fry14
317 Followers 178 Following Fingers aren't the only things I bite! (parody)
Tyler Seguin @NotTySeguin19
491 Followers 95 Following i play hockey in dallas now after i got canned from boston. i like to party and im starting to enjoy southern food. im as real as the monsters under your bed
Taylor Hall @TaylorNotHall
82 Followers 69 Following Amazingly sexy Oilers offesemen. [Parody, OBVIOUSLY]
Ryan Callahan-Parise @RyanCallynot24
222 Followers 213 Following The proud captain of the New York Rangers, not! @Zach9Parise is the love of my life and my husband :).
Jeff Skinner @notJeffSkinner
255 Followers 39 Following not The 19yr old professional nhler. Girls love me. Guys wanna be me. I'm better than Eric Staal ;)
Mike Smith Backup @Smitty4Point0
16 Followers 15 Following







