Taylor Hall @TaylorNotHall
Amazingly sexy Oilers offesemen. [Parody, OBVIOUSLY] Wherever the Oil is. Joined March 2012-
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@NotRNH93 around. Home some. Training in Edmonton.
@NotRNH93 I'm doing pretty good. How about you?
I never get on here. Like ever. Jeez. #Neglect
#Off like I see so many people who do. I'm like no! Chicago and Vancouver are NONOs. Just like Boston and Montreal.
#off you can't like the Canucks and Blackhawks. No. It's just. No.
@NotTySeguin19 I miss you too man. But FYI, I was the best one. :)
@NotTySeguin19 Yes. Because I knew you'd be excited I was dead. Lol I knew what you meant. :)
@NotTySeguin19 nope. #Off Forgot my password...
I haven't been on here in forever....
vincent belanger @20cent2003
24 Followers 434 Following
??????? @manugongobly
59 Followers 818 Following
Rick Nash @RickNashty61
60 Followers 170 Following 1st Overall draft pick in 2002. Gold Medalist. Best player in NY. This account is not affiliated with the real Rick Nash. Parody Account.
Harry Martinhunter @iharrym61
293 Followers 1K Following Electrician at Gestion CBCC, 04/30/1987, Trinity Chanel Faith 04/04/2006 h_martinhunter 👻
Keith Miller @honkeymiller
39 Followers 124 Following Husband, father, salesman, former oilfield worker, jack of all trades, master of none.
kamrinhoffmann @HoffmannKam
10 Followers 220 Following
Kyle McDougall @BoyMcDougall
588 Followers 5K Following @cplcavalryfc @nhlflames @whlhitmen @NLLRoughnecks @calstampeders @AHLWranglers @CalgarySurge @yycwildfc @Okotoks_Dawgs fan @famosopizzeria McKenzie Towne
bob ferreira @ka1dmz
14 Followers 154 Following Husband,Dad,Grampa,Hockey Player,Builder Contractor, Amateur Radio Operator,Christian Jesus Is My Savoir,
Henrik Sedin @HenrikNot33
59 Followers 40 Following not the captain of the canucks but close to it #Parody
Chris Higgins @Not_Chiggy20
315 Followers 70 Following My abs are better than yours. #20 for who the fuck knows right now. will work for beer. Parody.
Bryan Moore @flytierbsm
8 Followers 321 Following
Mike Smith Backup @Smitty4Point0
16 Followers 15 Following
Jarret Stoll @NotStollie28
37 Followers 106 Following ****this is a parody account**** jarret stoll is my fav nhl player, his twitter account is @JarretStoll !
cfraser31 @cdfraser31
18 Followers 152 Following
paulinagretzky_ @_paulinagretzky
41 Followers 35 Following i'll promise to be a good girl ;) #parody
Bad Luck Boobie @BadLuckBoobie
138 Followers 693 Following was supposed to be named bob. named boob instead. at least i made the teachers laugh during morning attendance
payton macculloch @paytonmacculloc
45 Followers 729 Following
Hal Gill @hgill75
259 Followers 715 Following I am 6'7, 250 pounds of hockey genius. I am the greatest defenseman to walk the earth. I am Harold Priestly Gill, III. Follow me. I will blow your mind. *Fake*
Ryan Delaney 12 @RYANDELANEY12
185 Followers 2K Following
Sheridan Jewell @Kenastonoilers
334 Followers 3K Following
Ray Emery @DouchyRayEmery
93 Followers 136 Following im the best goalie chicagos ever had NOT Im a parody YOOOOOO
Laura Hardwick @LauraHardwick3
65 Followers 1K Following Sports Psychology/ clinical psych with Neuro psych
Douche ZP @DoucheParise
57 Followers 211 Following What was that? I'm sorry, I was too busy scoring goals.. I'm rich as hell too. #StaySexy Parody account...clearly.
Wayne Simmonds @notsimmer17
50 Followers 92 Following Im the best black player in the NHL. whos this iginla? im better than him. flyers forward (parody)
Karyssa @BackupKaryssa
31 Followers 80 Following backup account for when @HenrikSaves is jailed. sad life.
Not Ryan Lochte @FauxLochte
184 Followers 259 Following #ATHFamily The most gorgeous swimmer known to man.
Stanley Cup Richards @NotRichie_10
424 Followers 298 Following LA's finest King Mike Richards. Oh and I love my dog way too much. 2012 and 2014 Stanley Cup Champ.
christopher bryz @ChryzBryz
169 Followers 1K Following We are held to a higher standard.But we chose it for ourselves,So, lets start a legacy. #followme #teamfollowback #instantfollowback
marky swietek @markyswietek1
17 Followers 114 Following
Charline Labonté @NotCLabonte
71 Followers 157 Following I enjoy alcohol, long walks on beaches, and @TayIorCrosby. I also enjoy winning gold medals for CA for hockey. I am in denial that I am not Russian. *parody*
Kamrin hoffmann @Kamrinhoffmann
11 Followers 115 Following
LOL Patrick Eaves @LOLEaves
154 Followers 192 Following I'm Patrick Eaves of the Detroit Red Wings. Life's awesome as hell since the concussion's calming down! If you think I'm really Eaves, you're an idiot.
Brian Burke @NotBrianburke
112 Followers 595 Following Hockeys Overlord, lover of fine cheeses, down with don
Aleesha Dixon @DixieD98
232 Followers 1K Following single. love working on the farm, hunting, and fishing. living life to the fullest.
Patrice Bergeron @NotBergy37
94 Followers 27 Following Not the amazing sexy alternate captain for the Boston Bruins who has better hair than you.Not Kris Letang @NotKrisLetang
364 Followers 88 Following I'm just a parody, bro. Not Letang. Please don't sue me.
Ilya Kovalchuk @NotKovy17
37 Followers 22 Following
-Not-Travis Zajac @Travis19Zajac
47 Followers 36 Following Top line center for the New Jersey devils I'm real as big-foot is real. #Parody
LGP @412LGP412
125 Followers 724 Following
Stanley Cup Richards @NotRichie_10
424 Followers 298 Following LA's finest King Mike Richards. Oh and I love my dog way too much. 2012 and 2014 Stanley Cup Champ.
Charline Labonté @NotCLabonte
71 Followers 157 Following I enjoy alcohol, long walks on beaches, and @TayIorCrosby. I also enjoy winning gold medals for CA for hockey. I am in denial that I am not Russian. *parody*
_ @zb8713
290 Followers 80 Following
🇺🇸 MNYGA 🇺�... @MAGAnewyorker
266 Followers 176 FollowingNot Kris Letang @NotKrisLetang
364 Followers 88 Following I'm just a parody, bro. Not Letang. Please don't sue me.
Mike Smith Backup @Smitty4Point0
16 Followers 15 Following
Patrice Bergeron @NotBergy37
94 Followers 27 Following Not the amazing sexy alternate captain for the Boston Bruins who has better hair than you.
Evgeni Stoner Malkin @notgeno
60 Followers 17 Following I am Stoner Malkin. I hungry all time, and drive slow.
Clearly Not Cleary @danny11cleary
688 Followers 202 Following I'm a parody. That means im not actually Dan Cleary. I'm just a funnier version. I play for the Wings. On rare occasions, I score.
Ilya Kovalchuk @NotKovy17
37 Followers 22 Following
Paul Martin @Paul7Martin
1K Followers 214 Following Not really Martin, he doesnt have a twitter. http://t.co/R2hqkz08Uw
-Not-Travis Zajac @Travis19Zajac
47 Followers 36 Following Top line center for the New Jersey devils I'm real as big-foot is real. #Parody
Darren Dreger @NotmarkStreit
293 Followers 242 Following Streit up am #32 of the flyers | Member of the Blue Line Group
not John Tortorella @TortzTalkz
227 Followers 211 Following 2004 Stanley Cup Ring. Playing in Slovenia for duration of the NHL lockout. #TortzSupportz @SyckHockey
LGP @412LGP412
125 Followers 724 Following
Adam Not Henrique @Adam14Henrique
96 Followers 72 Following Adam's the name, hockey's my game. I play for the New Jersey Devils and I hate Snooki. [Not really Adam Henrique]
Fuckin right Chicago @TotallyCrawsome
952 Followers 938 Following 2x Stanley Cup Champ who stops'em w the left and the right. Top shelf? No worries. 5 hole? More like 5 wall! Ladies love me because I'm #50ShadesofSaves
Rostislav Klesla @RostislavKles16
104 Followers 70 Following people think this really klesla but it not ***PARODY ACCOUNT*** and @Keith3Yandle @MikeNotSmith41 and @not_klinkhammer are my best friends :))))
Gary Bettman @GaryNotBettman
106 Followers 110 Following
Ales Hemsky @AlesNotHemsky83
14 Followers 20 Following
Paul Bissonnette @Bissonnette12
32 Followers 30 Following the one and only biznasty, be warned. once i start tweeting i may not stop.. for the record this is a parody account.
Marky Letestu @Letestube17
37 Followers 67 Following Former #pens member, now in #columbus with the #BJs... hilight of my career was being traded. #wheeling broads like a pro #parody not the real mark
NOT Braden Holtby @BHoltby70
66 Followers 63 Following That freaking amazing rookie goalie for the Washington Capitals. (Parody bro.)
кєη∂яα @KenniCrosby87
992 Followers 1K Following harry styles fan first, human being second. likely tweeting about 9-1-1, hockey/f1, politics or shit posting. yes my mom knows im a bitch. ••reader&gamer••
Benoit Pouliots Hair @PouliotsHair
465 Followers 232 Following When you see me walking the streets of Tampa, I want you to think There goes Pouliot, with the greatest hair that ever lived.
Alyssa's Backup @Backup_Alyssa
28 Followers 67 Following This is my backup account for @LochtenessMnstr. Because I like visiting jail..twitter jail.
Simon47Despres @Simon47Despres
129 Followers 66 Following The guys like to play pranks on me. If you think im real. Thats cool
Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers
949K Followers 260 Following #LetsGoOilers 🎟️ https://t.co/oAcljMMJb9
Conks @CyTonklin
556 Followers 985 Following Former Goaltender. Unemployed analyst and Olympia Club bartender for the Detroit Red Wings #parody this is not Ty Conklin
Chris Higgins @Not_Chiggy20
315 Followers 70 Following My abs are better than yours. #20 for who the fuck knows right now. will work for beer. Parody.
Cory Schneider @NotSchneids
136 Followers 27 Following I'm Cory Schneider and I'm better than you. (Not Schneids)
Cam Ward (notsomuch) @notCamWard
127 Followers 24 Following HERE I AAAAAM... ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAAAANE. (I'm not Cam Ward, guys.)
Tyler Seguin @NotTySeguin19
491 Followers 95 Following i play hockey in dallas now after i got canned from boston. i like to party and im starting to enjoy southern food. im as real as the monsters under your bed



















