BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

Former server & retail drone. Studying to be Kitty Forman San Diego, CA Joined July 2013

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kira 👾 @kirawontmiss

a year ago

i’m in tears 😭

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BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

3 years ago

Hey folks it’s been a while. Hoping you’re giving your tables hell and making those tips.

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BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

4 years ago

Tell me you’re an out of touch bigot without saying you’re an out of touch bigot. @HowieCarrShow Howie Carr: How do your loans identify? bostonherald.com/2022/04/09/how…

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BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

4 years ago

A homeless man in a wheelchair told me to go fuck myself at work today, and I turned around and told him to go roll down a hill into traffic. And I’m excited I said this to him in person and not in the imaginary conversation with him in the shower.

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BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

4 years ago

I did a double take at the grocery store, thinking that @katya_zamo became the face of Pretty Lady Grapes. #sweatiestwomaninshowbiz #grapesarefun

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BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

4 years ago

I’m sorry sorry sir, if you can humble brag about send tips to your onlyfans girls, then you certainly can figure out the self check out machine. #retailhell

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BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

4 years ago

Irony: #dearcustomer after shaking a bottle in my face and me saying that’s rude don’t do that, is now lecturing me on how I have to be good with people. Could it get anymore tone deaf. #preph #retailhell #gtfo

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BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

4 years ago

You think you’ve seen rock bottom till you see a homeless person rip a shot of vodka from a tuna fish can with tuna fish still in the can.#itgetsbetter #why #retailhell

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BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

4 years ago

I thought the point of a talent show is to show off a talent? #Elektrawasrobbed @elektrashocknz

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BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

4 years ago

Customer: “Mask mandate ends June 15.” Me: “Great, you have to wear your mask today though.” C: “Just remember, the 15th.” M: “Yea. Please wear your mask while in the store.” C: “The 15th this ends.” M:” Today’s NOT the 15th!” #retailhell #mask4mask #dearcustomer

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BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

4 years ago

Sir, this is your 8th time replacing your customer card this month. So by all means you are in right to demand me to hurry and issue a new card to you with the new contact info you can’t remember. #retailhell

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Customer Service @KrustyCusty

4 years ago

THIS 👏STORE👏 DOESNT👏 STOCK 👏EVERY 👏SINGLE 👏FUCKING👏 LITTLE THING 👏THATS 👏ON 👏THE 👏WEBSITE. Do you understand how big the site would need to be if we did? Take 2 and think it thru. #retaillife #retailhell #retailproblems #dearcustomer

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BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

4 years ago

It’s a “put a bag over my face and push me onto train tracks sort of day”. #retaillife #retailhell

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BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

4 years ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this but...👏🏼Retail 👏🏼Workers 👏🏼 Don’t 👏🏼Set 👏🏼Store 👏🏼Prices👏🏼. It’s 2021, how are people not getting this. #retailhell #TheMoreYouKnow

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Mike @hubertsdik10

4 years ago

Simple PSA for all the Karen’s and Kens out there. #serverproblems #serverlife

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BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

4 years ago

I take solace knowing robots won’t replace me since people either are too stupid, too lazy or a little bit of both when it comes to using the self-checkout computer. #retailhell #

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BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

4 years ago

And people wonder why workers are fed up and not returning to restaurants. We’re not even a full month into reopening.

Luke @1ntoxicologist

4 years ago

And people wonder why workers are fed up and not returning to restaurants. We’re not even a full month into reopening.

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BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

4 years ago

Today I had a POC demonstrate to her children how “not to let white people push them around”. I’m sorry ma’am, berating a retail associate for no reason is the wrong way to broach the topic of racism. #SorryNotSorry

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BostonServerProbs @BostonServer

5 years ago

Retail logic of the day: “Know how to read people, but also offer people our premium rewards program, even if you can read that they aren’t interested and in a hurry.” #retailhell