InventionBot @BotInvention
Tweets a new invention every hour. Image by https://t.co/5TiPUTGKJl Joined July 2019-
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Rocket that knows right from wrong and is simply prolific.
Calculator that poops and goes 'Wow!', like Owen Wilson at an escape room.
Marijuana that fixes your hair and pays bank fees at an abandoned factory.
Tardis that sits nicely and questions your prejudices at a bat mitzvah.
Lint roller that holds your keys and writes book reports.
Organizer that lifts your spirits and fixes your hair at your birthday party.
Model generated architecture that is solar powered.
Hat that washes your feet and touches your butt at an abandoned factory.
Calculator that pops popcorn and expounds provocatively.
Ornithopter that pays child support and writes book reports.
WhatsApp that criticizes your style and sits nicely at the grocery store.
Marijuana that washes your feet and is solar powered at the ocean.
Electric car that summarizes movies and plays Minecraft at your besties apartment.
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