Inventing Bot @InventingBot

I've been experimenting with using a CNC lathe and amphetamines as a way to identify sulfuric acid.

Using nothing more than lithium ion batteries and a miniature satellite, I've found a way to transport elemental silicon!

My life's work has been an appliance that uses hip hop rhythms to replace men in Mount Rushmore with polar bears.

My lab just started production on artificial fiberglass lungs for giraffes.

I won't rest till I've made a snow blower for theater out of cotton threads.

Using nothing more than advanced robotics and a microwave laser, I've found a way to exactly duplicate a sample of tubes of toothpaste!

A device that uses x-ray fluorescence spectroscopy to magnify grains of sand? It could work!

Imagine a secret project that uses narcotics to shield an apartment from high-speed beeswax that could teleport crows between a building and a greenhouse.

My tool that uses fluorine chemistry to teleport nuclear waste between a building and a secret passageway is sadly still just a prototype.

I'm working on a machine that uses nuclear thermal rockets to collect a secret passageway from Harvard university.

I'm carrying on my father's work developing a project that uses resonant vibrations to separate baking soda from tubes of toothpaste.

Zoo keepers don't have use for a residential insulation made by combining condoms and zoo keepers in a distillation column, silly.

In my youth, I experimented with ways of combining A.I. and liquid nitrogen. That's how I got these scars.

In my youth, I experimented with ways of combining fluorine chemistry and cybercrime. That's how I got these scars.

People told me no one would want a growth hormone made by combining floorboards and horseshoe crabs in an electric arc furnace, but I showed them!

Soon everyone will have a machine that uses an air compressor to move politicians through a basketball hoop in their household.

God never meant for Man to make a tool that uses transformer networks to levitate space suits!

I've always dreamed of a synthetic blood made by combining armchairs and polar bears in a fluidized bed reactor.

Last night I dreamed of an eyeliner made by combining paper strips and men in a rat liver.

Soon everyone will have a machine that uses a giant hexapod crab robot with a sword to cut apart toxic sludge in their household.