BowTiedLawyer @BowTiedLawyer
Practicing Lawyer. Your degenerate lawyer. Persuasion | Trial Work | Crypto Joined February 2021-
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Some of y’all have never had Golden Flake’s Sweet Heat BBQ chips and it shows.
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Just saw my first James Altucher add of the cycle
⚖️Common Legal Issue No. 1: Traffic Tickets. 🚦🎫 - your traffic ticket is likely going to be on a docket in a municipal court. What's a "municipal court?" A court that is operated by a municipality. This is the least formal court in the United States. Think "Caught in…
Something that’s a meme but actually happens: Mailmen/mail women getting attacked by dogs. Have handled 9 dog bite cases for mail carriers in the last 2 years. Wild.
How much social anxiety is caused by people only being able to hold a conversation while drunk/high?
Seeing the circle jerk of dividend kings and retirement account gurus is infuriating. All of them get off to buying 1 share of $IDGAF at a time that pays $0.62 in annual dividend income. genuinely DISGUSTED by this 💩. “I buy coffee at home, reuse toilet paper, and cook…
In the event this does happen to you, find you a personal injury lawyer. Hip cases are huge money
I suppose everyone forgot that institutional money means institutional pain. #Bitcoin
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Breaking one of your son’s favorite toys is a new low.
My guy, this was a draft that your social media intern hit “post” too early
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@BlueCollarInvr 1031 exchange allows you to roll the capital gains (equity) from your current residence into a new home/land. It’s a built in down payment
@BowTiedLawyer Many jurisdictions will base the fine on the amount of mph you went over the limit. It may be useful to challenge the ticket just to lower the cost. Also, it’s always good to ask when the officer’s speed gun was last calculated. The tech is good, but not perfect.
@BowTiedLawyer Another lucky strike you can get is, if you’re hearing is delayed long enough that the officer who wrote the ticket leaves, or move somewhere else. I’ve been lucky enough to have cases dismissed for this reason before.
@BowTiedLawyer Small County Prosecutor here. This is 100% spot on.
@BowTiedLawyer Haha! Very true. When we had two it was always getting one settled and then the other one needed something. Then we had twins, now I have no clue how we are doing it. It’s absolutely nuts. Total chaos. But it’s awesome. I wouldn’t change it for the world.
@BowTiedLawyer We are eagerly awaiting our second kiddo - and have def been having discussions ab the handoff vs the swap… free time be damned! 🤣 Wouldn’t have it any other way though☺️
@BowTiedLawyer He already does!!! He climbs wherever he can 🤣
@BowTiedLawyer As someone who exercises every day and doesn’t drink, you fail miserably as a lawyer 😉
@BowTiedLawyer nailed it, almost exactly me, except we have 4 and the 3 older ones workout with me before school
@BowTiedLawyer It seems like you live a typical normal life. Which is perfectly fine. Kudos.
@BowTiedLawyer Can you make a tik tok so I can understand better?
@BowTiedLawyer My 3 yr old daughter wakes me up at 5am everyday. Crying. It’s brutal. But when I go get her, the first words out of her mouth - “I love you so much daddy.” That crying doesn’t sound too bad anymore.
@BowTiedLawyer Dump the bow tie and your in baby!--just kidding about the bow tie--good work!!
@BowTiedLawyer Ding here Dual Income New Grandchild I play golf 4 times a week Max out my 401k Only eat gourmet food Dont drink Got a hot young wife Hang out at the casino
@BowTiedLawyer Hello, my famil is DISK. Dual income, some kids