Someone’s Ned Flanders @BreenMachine17
1 Timothy 1:15. Redeemed Wretch. Coach. Nerd. Public School Teacher. OPC member. How you see the Chief End of Man is how you see everything. Reisterstown, MD Joined July 2009-
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You’re not a madman you’re a dork on the internet who has associated social media attention with dopamine.
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Just looked back through Darryl Cooper’s old tweets. The psycho tweeted this ON 10/7.
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me leaving bad reviews at my favorite bars around town so it’s less crowded
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LinkedIn is down the hall, second door on the right
LinkedIn is down the hall, second door on the right https://t.co/L56kgqxUwe
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Picking WWII as the “where it all went wrong” moment is so weird
Picking WWII as the “where it all went wrong” moment is so weird
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This is honest to God one of the funniest posts in years.
This is honest to God one of the funniest posts in years. https://t.co/WwlyHni32t
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*Me approaching the police in a T-Rex costume*: “Looks like a scene out of Jurassic Park, but no, just another day in Trump’s America.”
*Me approaching the police in a T-Rex costume*: “Looks like a scene out of Jurassic Park, but no, just another day in Trump’s America.”
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everyone say thank you Rio 2011
everyone say thank you Rio 2011
This is willfully obtuse. Every church plant of every faithful denom is missionary work.
This is willfully obtuse. Every church plant of every faithful denom is missionary work.
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Whispers: maybe just worth remembering that as much bad theology came out of Evangelicals in Texas as ever came out of mainliners in New York City.
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I have been pleading with people on this specific point for a long time precisely so people don't make themselves look like idiots on this topic
I have been pleading with people on this specific point for a long time precisely so people don't make themselves look like idiots on this topic
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Read an article on Substack trying to say reformed churches need more vestments and a little incense to show beauty in worship. Because that's our biggest problem in reformed circles right now. We're not cos-playing at high church enough. *rolls eyes*
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Want more babies in America? Stop killing the ones we already have.
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This interview between @RealMattFradd and a priest is truly mindblowing. Every other sentence is a new blasphemy, and Matt knows it and has to clean up the heresy multiple times in the interview. Here, the priest says that Jesus did the will of Mary. 🤯
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Protesting outside the church where children were murdered while praying in defense of the killer is probably not a great look
Protesting outside the church where children were murdered while praying in defense of the killer is probably not a great look
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Are minorities “orcs,” Joe?
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You don’t hate your sin enough.
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TFW you treat your moderate to severe ulcerative colitis with Rinvoq
TFW you treat your moderate to severe ulcerative colitis with Rinvoq
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“No one uses abortions as birth control.” Planned Parenthood:
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