Bsorry Thatsit @BsorryT

How about a limited-edition Hillary Clinton 2$ bill?

@realDonaldTrump It would be nice to send in the Navy to the straights Don, but please spell "f@#ing" like so, especially on Easter. We can't all be Pollacks, but try.

Colin should consider a run for something. He's honest and sincere and that is in demand right now.

@realDonaldTrump The Blackfoot sub tribe of the Blackfeet nation all have small hands. So what. Chief Crowfoot used them to scalp Custer and retain Glacier National Park as our 10,000 plus year old territory to this day. Comments?

@realDonaldTrump The President is working class at heart and where anyone finds love is all part of god's plan and thus nobody's personal business.

@DonaldTrump The war on drugs is just that. Bombs away and good riddance. I like the stimulus plan, it worked recently for the crats, why not the cans? Then gas might be under 4.00$ in California again and you're guaranteed a "B" in my book. That's my vote.

@realDonaldTrump O.K., so where's your (a little more peaceful this time) march? I'm sending in my books to Ms. Bondi, I want you to mention it to her. Thanks Don, steady as she goes. You are going to like something in them.

@iPage I tried paying my bill, but ipage shut me off after a one week notice email. Now it is impossible to contact them. What gives? Strange customer service issue.

@POTUS It's called winning, and about time we did some for a change.

Like Gibson before you, the long hard fall from divorce. The biggest mistake a man can make. If the situation was reversed, would you marry the rich bitch just to get the divorce$? Yep.That's how they get their own spending money. NEVER MARY, was that Plato or Shakespeare?

@realDonaldTrump Remember the Alamo.

@SnoopDogg Diddy's federal trial is a funeral pyre. No call to snoop, what's you're goop on it all from the stall y'all?

"Bust" the sequel, is going to be much better.

@JimmyKimmelLive Congrats, what a great feeling it must be.

I just released two books, "Roll Of The Di Part One" and "Roll Of The Di Part Two". Princess Diana's mystery lover and actual biological father of her two boys. The Zodiac Killer unmasked. The Stones, The Beatles, and how they apply to her death. pdmiclub.com

The Zodiac Killer is identified in "Roll Of The Di Part One" off Amazon, Barnes and Noble, & some others. Several members of Rock's "The 27 Club" deaths are exposed as fraud. Be there, or be square. pdmiclub.com

@NBACobwebs Bird's ability with the left hand is "not that good of an athlete"? It's why he was one of the greats. They took Jordan's Bull's and if McHale didn't get hurt would have kept on dominating. Good in the clutch too, unlike say, a Harden who is merely great otherwise.

A fine move. The FBI was overdoing it at the time, and no ballistics conclusively tied him to the crime. His jury was not of his peers. A reasonable move by Biden, IMHO.

L.A. Republicrats that live there can't manage their own water and blame it all on Sacramento 500 miles away. Drain your swimming pools and you might have some. No one had a seawater pump and line on the Malibu waterfront? Duh, I'm sunstroke too.

I liked the Jordan-Lebron stat Barkley pointed out. A more condensed ring total is also evident. Mike was a intense out there. Jabbar was better than both of them IMHO.