Sarcastic Scripter | ☕ @ByteAndBanter

Code, coffee, chaos. Sharing my stories, epic fails, tech tips, and memes. Welcome to my world of bytes and banter—where nothing works without a laugh. Joined May 2024

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2 months ago

I went from 300 → 1500 followers in 15 days. And landed 100+ inbound leads. How? Viral threads using my T.O.P.O. system. Now I'm sharing my complete thread-writing blueprint... Want it? 1. Like this post 2. Comment your name 3. Follow me (so I can DM you) RT/quote tweet…

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Sarcastic Scripter | ☕ @ByteAndBanter

a year ago

My hardest pill to swallow: I had all the ingredients for success, yet I failed. Why? My self-doubt and lack of discipline. The remedy? Start now. Don't wait for another second to take that first step.

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Sarcastic Scripter | ☕ @ByteAndBanter

a year ago

Stop for a moment and think. Think about the countless thoughts that have passed through your mind in the past hour, the past day, the past week, the past month, the past year. Where are they now? Gone. Vanished. Forgotten. So why stress over them? Embrace the present moment

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Sarcastic Scripter | ☕ @ByteAndBanter

a year ago

Improving by 1% daily is the best thing. Don't try to improve yourself in one night, it's not possible.

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Sarcastic Scripter | ☕ @ByteAndBanter

a year ago

0.99² or 1.01²? The choice is yours. But here's a math equation I can guarantee: 1% progress + a dash of humor = a happier you! So let's aim for that 1% improvement everyday, And don't forget to smile along the way 😊📷

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Sarcastic Scripter | ☕ @ByteAndBanter

a year ago

• Rich v.s Poor • Fit v.s Fat • Strong v.s Weak Winners work hard to be the best. But wait... • Fat people created "body positivity" • Poor people want to overtax the rich • Weak people say "Embrace it" Haha, the losers are flipping the script!!

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Sarcastic Scripter | ☕ @ByteAndBanter

a year ago

"Let me tell you a story..." I'm Utkarsh Kumar, --A 19-year-old boy. Stuck in a high-priced computer science college. I live the NPC life: Work. Eat. Sleep. Repeat. With a side of YouTube, Instagram & Netflix all day.

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Sarcastic Scripter | ☕ @ByteAndBanter

a year ago

My Dad still thinks I'm a bright student and a sports enthusiast. Last week over dinner, he asked... "Are you still scoring good grades in college?" Yeah, right. But the truth is, He knows I don't get A's anymore. And I'm not killing it in sports.

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Sarcastic Scripter | ☕ @ByteAndBanter

a year ago

Hold on, Gotta tell my robot vacuum it's taking over the world... Seriously though, AI's a tool. Not a terminator. Programmers will evolve, not disappear. Creativity and problem-solving are still human strengths!!!

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Sarcastic Scripter | ☕ @ByteAndBanter

a year ago

My college isn't quite over yet; Still got one more year to go. But with results pending. No Summer break for me!! --Struggling with coding, --No internship, --And anxiously waiting for the outcome. Yeah sh*t just got real.

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Sarcastic Scripter | ☕ @ByteAndBanter

a year ago

I live weird; • I skip parties --(sometimes) • I Quit alcohol --(mostly) • I Try to prioritize health --(while eating junk food) • I Distance myself --(when needed) • I Work hand on goals --(but binge-watch Netflix and Prime too) • I am Learning to code --(slowly)

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Sarcastic Scripter | ☕ @ByteAndBanter

a year ago

I've got my game plan set; • Daily exercise. • Personal development. • Brand building. • And diving into coding,(literally). Plus, I'm creating coding content for others & will be improving my skills along the way.