York Comedy Club @CSCDDC
Can't Sing, Can't Dance, Don't Care is York's Favourite Comedy Group. Come here for jokes, news and upcoming shows cantsingcantdancedontcare.co.uk York Joined October 2010-
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@CSCDDC Friday night stand-up in #Masham by lovely @Jo_Caulfield. Perfect for your followers - if they have a car! wegottickets.com/event/301265
Merry Christmas from everyone at Can't Sing, Can't Dance
Back soon: First of all, thank you for supporting our show this year as an act or audience. After a superb fin... bit.ly/1jTJL1g
I know a few of you have been asking, here is a quick announcement on the gigs going into next year. fb.me/WtYiyUdr
Last one of the year tonight, be lovely to see a couple of you down x fb.me/Pwo2DYyh
“@peter_brush: If you want me to win this BBC thing, text my name (Peter) to 65577 , bye now. X” He's got our vote! #votebrush
Keep next Wednesday free, for free funny! It's also our last show of the year. fb.me/6nEetK9fB
We have a couple of spots available tonight if anyone wants one too. Just ping us a quick message to let us know. fb.me/3xmVy0Mh0
Tomorrow night! This one looks like it's going to be a lot of fun. It's also our penultimate show of 2013. So... fb.me/6p1oq0DjA
We're back next week with more funny for free! fb.me/37FCPdpFX
Tomorrow night, we have (potentially) NINE acts ready to rock! (without instruments). It's free entry! fb.me/6mkDrVnpV
Here's a link to my gig last week in #York, courtesy of @CSCDDC. Enjoy! youtube.com/watch?v=gR31gV… #Comedy
We have a couple of slots free this Wednesday. If you want in, please comment / message / tweet / carrier pigeon...
One of our acts Sammy Brown is taking part in Movember, he's also doing this (quite weird) flip-book of the 'mo... fb.me/1PUOKFOkl
Next Weds - More free funny at The Gillygate Hotel! Absolutely cracking lineup. fb.me/6iAJPktYx
Tonight! Catch our very own Johnny F. Monotone and Sir Dickie Benson at the Monk Bar Hotel for this fantastic cause. fb.me/6umFJm7AD

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