Christopher Tarker @CTarker

Lead by exemplifying others. Boynton Beach, FL Joined June 2013

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

7 months ago

The doctor told me that if I'm near sighted I can't see far away things. He said if I'm far sighted I can't see things close up...so I asked him, "then if I'm short sighted, can I not see tall people?"

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

a year ago

Untitle… - docs.google.com/document/d/e/2…

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

a year ago

It's at this time...we stand upon the precipice of doing great things. Do not let a little tiernery meddle in the affairs of so many. We push further through the atrocities...into greater cities.

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

a year ago

The mind is a beautiful thing to waste. If we spend our time on cellphones and electronics...we will have successfully wasted our time in life.

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

a year ago

What is the state of the republic? To some, it looks like a challenging version of mediocrity and convoluted discourse. Refinement is needed by all means...but by all means, please don't continue plaguing this once great nation with sheer ineptitude at the top.

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4 years ago

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

4 years ago

I just moved to Florida recently...I realized that on I-95, other drivers will draft behind you like in Nascar for a little then pass you by nearly clipping the front of your car. #Going95onI95

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

5 years ago

To uphold the truth in today's society of self serving social media gluttony is truly remarkable for some.

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

6 years ago

If you look back in hate it is hard to look forward in a way that predicates internal resolution.

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

6 years ago

#CoffeeIn5Words acdc coffee back in black

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

6 years ago

#BarbiesDarkSecrets Barbie used to date Ken's older brother Ben for a while in high school and they were madly in love...then Ben became an abusive alcoholic and Barbie was comforted by younger brother Ken and by his mansion, cars, and unlimited wardrobe.

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

6 years ago

#LittleLiesITellMyself my wife likes being woken up in the morning by my 5 preset alarms set 5 minutes apart before she actually has to wake up

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

6 years ago

Buying computer printer cartridges that cost almost the same as new printer #IsARipOff

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

6 years ago

#AwkwardQuestionsToAskCouples out of your husband's 4 other sister wives, are you his favorite?

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

6 years ago

#ImAlwaysApologizingFor things I did that offended a millennial which I am not really sorry for in the first place.

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

6 years ago

#ImAlwaysApologizingFor really long and awkward handshakes when I first meet someone.

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

6 years ago

I just started a new job as a freelance grocery store bagger at a self checkout line...some people appreciate it, some don't...doesn't pay well.

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Christopher Tarker @CTarker

6 years ago

#IAskedThemOutAndTheySaid Yes...so I said, "I knew you would say that because I'm actually a psychic with a drinking problem...so let's drink until I know we've had too much."