Chelsea Clyde @CVClyde

Queen of random facts and sarcasm. Fetty Wap to Bocelli #PolicyoverParty Manhattan, NY Joined January 2009

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4 years ago

Before the next election, you might want to find a better way to poll anyone under the age of 30 since they would rather pick up a pinless grenade than a call from an unknown number.

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4 years ago

Woman today: COVID’s over. No one dies from it anymore. Me: actually my grandmother just died from it. She thought just like you. Very unfortunate.

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@iancmclaren @Ilovebarpizza Why not unfollow, mute any of the other options. Blocking seems extreme from an industry colleague for what’s deemed an annoying take to which she’s still responding / looking it up. Not sure how this will get twisted but feels extreme / inefficient.

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4 years ago

I love my new life of suburbia so much that I likely sacrificed a toe nail to the moving trash cans to the street gods

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4 years ago

@JoeYerdon my 7 years of consumer electronics experience (though now dated) would say not a you problem & you’re in for more annoyance w them sending a tech to say the modem is defective. If they own hopefully the tech has another in the vehicle, but if you purchased you should exchange

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4 years ago

@AutisticCallum_ My experience has been the loudest about work are the least productive. Finding numeric ways to quantify my output helped.

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4 years ago

@JoeYerdon Eh. Same place and internet type you’ve had or a new place / different connection type? I’ve had it go both ways. You shouldn’t have to pay no matter but annoying nonetheless.

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4 years ago

@DelyanneMoney Not having all your furniture along a wall

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4 years ago

@StateStreetETFs Almost like forcing workers back into the office doesn’t boost productivity

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4 years ago

Credit to Monarch for making the characters complex enough that on episode 4 you’re still internally debating on who you’re supporting…

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4 years ago

How far I’ve come - on the eve of my 34th birthday my childhood terror - Hocus Pocus in sequel no longer terrifies / gives nightmares. Yes I’m 100% still a baby

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4 years ago

People: your cats so cute Me: yes, but she’ll straight up murder you (photo is a sign of LOVE note: I have 3 cats and 2 are delightful and would never maim me)

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4 years ago

@bkfox5sports @McclainBaxley How old do you think millennials are? There are 40+ year old millennials….

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4 years ago

Since Jury service is the backbone of our democracy, why don’t we pay state minimum wage? I reference state as you can be summoned for both federal and state and serving in one state does not necessarily excuse you from another.

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4 years ago

Just did a whole rant on jury duty as a dating game show (aka deeply personal questions for public consumption) which is actually a subversive but on the nose criticism of our justice system and it’s inequity (aka giving people $40/day)but twitter errored out on the thread…

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4 years ago

@hassaan97 Or the worse when you thought you were and the next day get the news that it did not go how you thought it went…

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4 years ago

If you’re old enough to post on social media that the banning of Andrew Tate is a 1st amendment violation you’re old enough to read the Constitution. #dobetter

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4 years ago

Rewatching tv shows I was too young to be watching the first time I watched them. Up to bat Felicity. Current impression on season 1 - they’re not afraid to sit with a moment.

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4 years ago

@DapperDomo Marveling at the $40 cell phone bill and $20 internet

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4 years ago

Not to make this Angie’s list but has anyone used Pestie? How do they know how big your house is? Did it work? Moving into a new house in September and want extra protection.