Death of Bill @CadeDevlin
Thoughts from a lugubrious mind living a bland life on the way to a quite unsatisfying death. Not my thoughts mind you, but rather from a poor soul named Bill. Beverly Joined December 2009-
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@BostonUprising Gotta go with Kellex Watching some of those Lucio plays and that Mercy spacing makes me proud to be 🆙🆙🆙
"We don't carry chocolate, and we're out. Nice style though!" Back to his car, with "apparent style." "Who the fuck eats vanilla pudding?"
Empty besides two stones in a rocks glass, Bill turns and makes his move: "I'm a Capitalist in the streets, and a socialist in the sheets."
Bill watches as another robs sand from their pillar trying to make glasses to see clearly. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Timber.
A beautiful day. The sun the worlds hearth, thoughts of gorgeous love dance in bills head. "But why make a rum inspired by Kenny Chesney?"
Deep in a discussion of pasta, Bill came to the real question:"How many whales could a Welsh Walsh wash if a Welsh Walsh could wash whales?"
Bill scalds himself on joe. He tries again, mid sip his eye caught a sign "Flower crowns $22" "Fuckin Coachella indie-gram shit" he choked.
Drunk off smoked meats and exploding treats... "Gotta love the U.S.A.!" Bill fakes a smile. "Even Budweiser is better in london" he mutters.
It's 3:12 A.M., Bill wakes to a kitten discovering. How riveting. He glides to the kitchen as a wraith. "Ravioli, raviloi, give me my pill."
"My wife cheats on me with a furry; You think your life weird? Imagine being the guy who signed a 3.1billion dollar check to buy Applebees!"
"Huh, you're up early." Bill says to his wife while looking out the window. "Well It's Easter love." "Easter? Is that why i'm drunk at 7am?"
How surreal. Witching hour. Church bells echo in his soul. "Wish I could feel god." Grate drops in the tunnel, Feel waves echo in his soul.
Tragic he sees the situation. "Honey, see flowers? They just see punks and towers." "Their milk must be sour." Magic fills her imagination.
"Saturdays are for the boys." The couch reeks of cheap beer. Bill leaves a champion He retreats to his neon land of fiji water and hi-chews.
Party time! Dime a dozen magaritas that taste like a dozen limes. Whoop-de-doo in stereo. Miffed: "What the hell is everyone talking about?"
"In a dream or memory?" He grips the wheel tightly. How hazy. He turns right continuously. More throttle. The answer is clear: He's stuck.
Bill looks out his window, dawn breaks over the new year. In a haze, "Resolution..." Fragmented phrase never resolves. Wakes to a wax phase.
"Common man," his soda jerk hat, made of paper. "Sunny side up," melancholy, to the waiter. Yolk full of tears; Bill tips in Necco wafer.
On the train Bill hears gin and tonic fizz. "You know what an Empath is?" Bill's face turns red, eyes turn indigo Down the track they go.
I think it's safe to say the U.S.A. Is not having "VH1's Best Week Ever."
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