SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift

I like to turn myself into a meme because it makes me forget how meaningless my existence is Joined September 2012

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SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift

6 years ago

@Hermesparcels. What a joke! Parcel was supposedly delivered to my “safe space” yesterday, no clue where it is as I didn’t suggest a safe space and can’t speak to a real person through web chat or telephone it’s a joke 🤬🤬🤬

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SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift

7 years ago

It’s worrying when I can understand a Rocky Flinstone Chapter better than the Prime Ministers address @FlintstoneRocky @dadwroteaporno

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SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift

7 years ago

When you’ve peaked on a night out but you know your Uber home is 2 mins away

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Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn

7 years ago

Boris Johnson will sell-off our NHS, and that’s the tea. #VoteLabourToday

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SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift

7 years ago

As bloody if my mum didn’t vote because the election was “2 weeks before Christmas”

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PinkNews @PinkNews

7 years ago

.@jeremycorbyn shares his message to trans voters. Read more: bit.ly/2sgPc8u #GE2019

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DUA LIPA @DUALIPA

7 years ago

VOTE VOTE VOTE!! MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN THE UK IS TOMORROW! PLEASE GET OUT, VOTE and in the nicest way possible...please don’t vote for the fucking tories ❤️ #votelabour

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SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift

7 years ago

Me: time for an early night My mind:

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SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift

7 years ago

When you try to pull of their mask but it’s just their face #halloween2019

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Femi @Femi_sorry

7 years ago

Katie Hopkins does not speak for this country, Donald. She doesn't understand Brexit and she thinks struggling families can survive on false hope alone.