🪴 @CalaProg

owner and operator of space mountain 🇵🇸 Fix your hearts or die sodden and gonnorah Joined November 2013

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Evan Dent @evancdent

a day ago

Homeboy… I’m noticing The Pattern

john @johnsemley3000

2 days ago

Homeboy… I’m noticing The Pattern

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🪴 @CalaProg

a day ago

(To the tune of My Name is Jonas) My name is Homer. I live in Springfield. Frequent the Moes and donuts.

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helmet girl @sbodrojan

2 days ago

I’ve discovered online shopping and it’s awesome. Every woman on substack describes this as a vacuous pit of despair but it’s actually awesome it feels like balatro

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BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon

5 days ago

abandon your boy

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🪴 @CalaProg

2 days ago

I get that Disney kinda screwed this guy. But why do we keep asking him about a franchise that he was relevant in for one movie 10 years ago? Does he have nothing else going on at all? Hobbies maybe?

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

2 days ago

I get that Disney kinda screwed this guy. But why do we keep asking him about a franchise that he was relevant in for one movie 10 years ago? Does he have nothing else going on at all? Hobbies maybe?

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🪴 @CalaProg

4 days ago

This is what every "You HAVE to see this" text from my mom looks like.

ً @ribscore

6 days ago

This is what every "You HAVE to see this" text from my mom looks like.

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mr. king awesome vibes @memilkboy

6 days ago

what the hell, sure.

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᧒ꫀ᥅ᛕ ᭙ꪖꂟ @dannooze

a week ago

Tim Burton has officially entered The Criterion Collection so I want these next

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ToonHive @ToonHive

3 weeks ago

https://t.co/PEayXRx1JO

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The Doug(er) Naut Rises @TheDougFiles

a week ago

RIP Robert Redford. Nothing but respect for MY president

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Sam 🎴 @ImSmilingRn

2 weeks ago

I just got off the phone with zoboomafoo

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cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola

2 weeks ago

getting emotional because it’s already saturday and it means henry winkler’s annual week long fishing trip is almost over. It’s the only thing that brings me joy on this app.

Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real

2 weeks ago

getting emotional because it’s already saturday and it means henry winkler’s annual week long fishing trip is almost over. It’s the only thing that brings me joy on this app.

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Mohammad @MargBarAmerica

2 weeks ago

trades you for perc 30s mom or turns you in for 100 stacks dad

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Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps

2 weeks ago

I don't care who you are, if you're an ant, or a cricket, or a butterfly. Sugar water is delicious

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Just told my 10yo daughter about #CharlieKirk. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said '#Kirkanda forever' -- which is the sort of pop culture crossover that I can celebrate.