Scoutmaster Oski @CalgorithmScout
Calgorithm Scouts of America | Professional Submarine Fighter Pilot | Former @NASAInterns | @msbgu | #calgorithm #siouxyeahyeah #inhoc Washington, DC Joined March 2010-
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GET THE FUCK UP, CALGORITHM! IT'S GAMEDAY!
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“Yeah I don’t think I can make it out to CMS this weekend, I have an 11am tee time at Mt. Diablo. [Redacted] is great though. A real Cal guy. 98 yards with my boys was so iconic” Don’t be this guy. Get your ass to CMS this weekend.
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FAFO
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1997 still feels recent to me. For instance, when I claim to like modern music I want to use Ben Folds as an example. Ben Folds is 83 years old.
Poor Chapel Bill... Cooked on his own grill. ...And, yes, we still dislike Mack Clown.
Poor Chapel Bill... Cooked on his own grill. ...And, yes, we still dislike Mack Clown. https://t.co/YzGK3baZvl
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ATTENTION UC BERKELEY STUDENTS There is a PROTEST, this Saturday from 3pm to 6:30pm, at 2227 Piedmont Avenue. Meet on “The C” as shown below. Please wear Hawaiian Shirts. Men & Women in Blue & Gold ties will provide further instruction upon arrival.
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So QB recruits set sights on Strawberry Canyon, in pursuit of their dreams. The world has truly entered a #NEW3RA for Cal! Among them is Jaron Keawe-Sagapolutele of the Golden Bear Crew, a boy who ate the throw-throw fruit and can make dimes effortlessly. This is his adventure!
"Go Hookies?" Man, I am SO confused rn.
How many Children of the Corn references have been made since this was posted?
How many Children of the Corn references have been made since this was posted?
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To all the haters….
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UNC is trash. Chapel Bill is washed.
More like class-action plaintiffs...
More like class-action plaintiffs... https://t.co/foLSCJnxge
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@PatMcAfeeShow The Calgorithm is coming.... Join us...
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Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele is the REAL DEAL #PMSLive
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𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑 👊 See you Saturday afternoon in #BearTerritory #SmartAndTough #GoBears
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This map would be better with an accompanying table that techniques the value of the markets a team possesses from winning. We are in the NIL era, after all.
This map would be better with an accompanying table that techniques the value of the markets a team possesses from winning. We are in the NIL era, after all.
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