Callum McMiddleton @Calloom_
Dubai, United Arab Emirates Joined August 2011-
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Starting to wish God had given Israel some kind of rules about how to behave
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"The earth is degenerating today. Bribery and corruption abound. Children no longer obey their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching." - Assyrian tablet, c. 2800 BC
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Jacob Rees-Mogg is like Eva Braun had an abortion but it lived
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Merry Christmas 💛 wanna give back to you guys for all the support over the last year. 5 ethereum ($20k) to someone who retweets this best of luck
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Just dropping some friends off at the pool
@Hellmanns please bring back clamonaise, I’d really like to try it #BringBackCLAMONAISE
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Can't believe this lad is 52 today, doesn't look it
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The Ball. The Song. The Dream. The Zidane’s volley... Kaka’s Solo... Liverpool In Athens... Ole in Barcelona... Cris and Seedorf ... There some things we just can’t really pay for it.
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Sandstorm is a masterpiece
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What if all the people being proved completely right about Donald Trump & Boris Johnson were also right about Brexit?
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@HUGOBOSS Hugo Boss has a smelly bum bum.
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Australia leading the way again when it comes to explaining refereeing decisions. Today an audio feed provided to viewers from the ref to VAR as a yellow card was upgraded to red
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Nonce
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There goes the neighbourhood.
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New! Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson
Jonjo Shelvey appreciation tweet #myhero
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