C @CallumMain

patriot, brexit, carling . ibrox Joined July 2014

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C @CallumMain

7 years ago

Just in - photos of darryns dinner this evening

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Dorking Wanderers FC @DorkingWDRS

2 years ago

CLUB STATEMENT 📍 Following 25 years, 12 promotions, and 1000 matches (in charge) this Saturday, Manager Marc White has taken the decision to retire… …his lucky coat! 🧥 Win the most successful coat in non-league football (luck guaranteed) 🤩 Simply FOLLOW & RETWEET to enter this draw! 🔁 Winner will be announced at the 1000th fixture vs @WSM_AFCOfficial this Saturday. 1000th game tickets ⬇️ dwfc.ticketco.events/uk/en/e/dorkin…

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Siren Summoner @HXPERHAM

2 years ago

your baby is fucking crying all the time because it wants the smooth refreshing pull of a Marlboro red.

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C @CallumMain

3 years ago

@ReeceChalmersss @funkmasterMMA brother knows wednesday night is chicken night

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C @CallumMain

3 years ago

@rachpyper @maxafrass damn

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C @CallumMain

3 years ago

@Bryan__milne @FabrizioRomano fukin disgrace

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The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers

3 years ago

Jack becomes a popular member of the England squad, unless you're West Brom-supporting kitman, Pat Frost. After repeatedly screaming "Fuck the Albion" at Pat, Grealish is pulled aside by Gareth Southgate and asked to tone it down.

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Stuart Hird @Stu_Hird

4 years ago

@scottythorn21 Did this nearly 5 years ago and was funny for a while but it's haunting me now seeing it in my open bets constantly. Even tweeted sky bet a couple years ago to settle it as a loss just to get rid but they wouldn't!

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Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans

4 years ago

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Amir Razavi @AmirRazavi19

4 years ago

Speaking about a previous prison brawl, Bronson said he smothered himself in Lurpak butter and "had the rumble of my life", adding: "I fucking loved it."

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Amir Razavi @AmirRazavi19

4 years ago

Bronson was given 15 minutes to speak to the panel, but was done after eight. He said: "First of all, it's no secret I've eaten more porridge than Goldilocks and her Three Bears, and I'm sick of it. "I've had enough of it and I want to go home."

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The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers

4 years ago

New Everton gaffer Sean Dyche has the voice of a chain-smoking phone operator at a rural minicab firm. And it turns out his gravelly voice might be down to an unusual party trick. According to an old teammate, Dyche used to eat worms in training...