The Upshot @UpshotTowers
Drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and everything else BBC Sport won’t touch with a bargepole. The funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday. upshot.email/subscribe/?utm… Joined March 2020-
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62K Followers 4 Following Sharing your random moments with footballers. Our DMs are open for submissions. Join the @WikiBallersQuiz!Fin Taylor @FinTaylorcomedy
25K Followers 699 Following I host Fin vs The Internet on YouTube: https://t.co/VEeG13VxCGJason Manford @JasonManford
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713 Followers 1K Following Paris-based Football writer ✏️ French Football & Red Star FC | Writer / translator for https://t.co/NCSE3L6aHy | Editor @GFFN | @SportSJA member | BHAFCGraham Stack @GrahamStack1
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@UpshotTowers Another good Olympic marathon story is 1912 in Sweden when the Japanese entrant left the race half way through and went home to Japan without telling anyone - officially missing person in Sweden for 50+ years! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shizo_Kan…
@UpshotTowers Happy 120th Anniversary to 1904 Olympic Marathon champ, Thomas Hicks. #L(acid)ade 🍄🏃🏻♂️🇺🇸
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@UpshotTowers Mate, you need tae listen tae these stories. TG should be locked in a mental health facility 😆🤌 📸 Watch this video on Facebook facebook.com/share/v/UZ4eKG…
Hey, @UpshotTowers need to gently point out that Joey Barton has nothing AT ALL to to with Bristol Shitty, and your latest (excellent) Friday update needs a big amend. Or Joey might do ya... #UTG!
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They don't make 'em like Neil Warnock any more. The legendary gaffer used to pick the team based on his wife's dreams. And on one occasion this led to a mad result... The night before a big FA Cup tie with Wolves, Warnock's wife Sharon dreamed that a right back would score the…
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@UpshotTowers great pod this week gents. could you imagine John D on a night out with Big Bill…
@UpshotTowers great work again fellas !!! lots of laughs
@UpshotTowers my god just listened to the crazy gang was crying with laughter brilliant as always 👏👏👏
Not sure I was quite ready for this morning's @UpshotTowers email drop.
@UpshotTowers please do an episode on Ray Parlour
@UpshotTowers @SamHamlet_ Brilliant podcast lads. I tune in to both every week 👍
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@UpshotTowers The match ended 1-1, but since it’s also #NationalPuppyDay I couldn’t NOT donate. $10 to the @atlantahumane in Honour of Upshot Towers as seen in the confirmation 🐶⚽️ #Points4Pups
@UpshotTowers @MarcusSpeller Tom. for #MarchMadness I’m creating #Points4Pups For 🏀 and the Int. Friendlies ⚽️ For every correct points or o/u I choose, I’ll donate $10 to @HumaneSociety @rickygervais 🐶🐶 Please like or RP so others can do their own version if they wish
Loved being a guest of the pod with the lads for this. Belter of a bloke, some corkers of stories… and as usual with Jack and Zach… questionable accents 😂😂
There aren’t many football managers who’d start a fight with Muhammad Ali. But Brian Clough isn’t most football managers. The acid-tongued genius decked Roy Keane, scrapped with hooligans and terrorised tea ladies. And they all still loved him. Welcome to the Life of Brian…