Candice just doesn't know, you know? @CandiceExplores

Veni vidi vici. Writer of all, master of none, editor, prof, traveler, journo, sweet tooth, MA/MFA/INFP/IDK, chaotic good, scared of people. Opinions my own. California Joined October 2018

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Candice just doesn't know, you know? @CandiceExplores

3 years ago

Really, Spotify? Philip Glass? The Hours? Right now-right now?

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4 years ago

2008 has entered the chat.

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4 years ago

BREAKING: Silicon Valley Bank is closed by California regulators. It's the first FDIC-insured bank to fail this year trib.al/YoNLa5h

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4 years ago

@shelflifebooks @lizharmer @KnopfCA How was the worldbuilding process similar or different for Strange Loops, compared to your previous novels?

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4 years ago

Three cheers to @AbbottNews for giving out covid tests, hand sanitizer, and Pedialyte as their #CES2023 swag! #wellplayed

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4 years ago

@CoxComm announces @Verizon as their MVMO partner for newly announced #CoxMobile venture - Pay as You Gig option @ $15 per gig or $45 for unlimited data, for Cox customers only (so far)

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4 years ago

@LG introduces wireless and transparent OLED TVs @ #CES2023 ... my cord-hating little heart is full

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4 years ago

‘Tis not the balm, the sceptre, and the ball, The sword, the mace, the crown imperial, The intertissued robe of gold and pearl, The farcèd title running fore the king, The throne he sits on, nor the tide of pomp That beats upon the high shore of this world... W.S.

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4 years ago

The blurb: "Sparks fly when a confirmed bachelor and a woman with a heart of maggots take to the road on a speaking tour that will leave them both wondering: Who's conning whom?"

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4 years ago

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, via a spokesperson, confirmed to The Daily Beast that far-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos is now an intern in her D.C. office. thedailybeast.com/milo-yiannopou…

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4 years ago

@vanjchan Same. I've chosen to take out an aunt who lost one child during the pandemic (his death day falls on Mother's Day this year 😭) and whose other child can't get into town this year. There will be endless Olive Garden breadsticks. Oh, yes. There will.

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4 years ago

@snacksudell @DanielleShorr Saaaaaaaaame

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4 years ago

@SamanthaDunn You light up so many lives. I just took a failing student to lunch to help her figure out how she can graduate and she spent a good 10 minutes telling me how life-changing you were. (It's truuuuuue.)

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4 years ago

"Remember! Only YOU can prevent forest fires" was an awful lot of responsibility to dump on a kid who already took responsibility for everything.

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5 years ago

@ambernoelle @Ginafrangello Enter the personal care industry, which literally made up new diseases like halitosis (invented by Listerine) to prey on all that new insecurity!

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5 years ago

@ambernoelle @Ginafrangello Let's not forget all the competition between "marriageable" women for the relatively few men that were left. Being a surplus woman was the absolute worst-case scenario for this generation.

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5 years ago

@PorscheJeff @ambernoelle I loved this book way more than I wanted to.

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5 years ago

Costco free sample guy eyed me up and down and yelled: "You obviously work out a lot, so you should definitely sample my baked scalloped potatoes with real milk, butter, sour cream, and cheddar cheese. They're full of protein and oh so healthy, Miss!" Who was scamming whom?

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5 years ago

@BCDreyer @turriger @digknit Sort of like how "chester drawers" is an accepted malapropism in the South?? Ooh! And now I'm thinking of a wedding dress designer I knew from a previous mag who wanted me to say "sequence" instead of "sequins" in an ad. That's a rampant one. ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nk…

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5 years ago

@BCDreyer the NY Phil, NYCB, and the Met for good measure. He replied, I shit you not, "I meant upstate." The "debate" raged on. My boss wanted to call a newspaper editor bc she didn't trust me or Google. The conductor's final Reply-All was "Surrender now, its my flyer." Sir, I did not.

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5 years ago

@BCDreyer a dictionary link. In his next request for me to fix it, he CCd the box office coordinator, the department chair, the dean, and a VP or two. He claimed his preferred spelling was "how they did it in New York" (we were in California). I sent examples of usages from (2/?)