[Not]Jonathan Toews @CapnSerious
Full time job of being the Cap'n of the Chicago Blackhawks. I take my Job VERY serious. My part Time Job is chirping @PKane88Faux and keeping him in line Joined July 2011-
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@PKane88Faux Don't mind the assholes. They all talk shit when they got their big boy pants on.
@Anti52Green I don't pout, never have and never will. Nothing in life is worth a pouting about.
@Anti52Green I don't pout , sorry to disappoint.
Leave it to me to show up AFTER everyone has left.
Gotta be up early, Talking to my agent in the morning.
@PKane88Faux You're an asshole.
@PKane88Faux Damnit you're right. #IDontLikeThat
@PKane88Faux Drunk tweeting is unacceptable Kaner.
@PKane88Faux oh yeah that's it. #Not
@PKane88Faux How does it feel to be second best to a kid younger than you? #SeguinForTheWin
@PKane88Faux Where you awake or asleep? #DreamsDontCount
@PKane88Faux You know I'm not gay, asshole. I've been with plenty of smoke shows. To bad you can't say the same #YouAttractDusters
@PKane88Faux I won't be for much longer I'm looking to come overseas now with Sid #YourGloryDaysAreOver
I've never wanted to punch elderly as much as I did after yesterday's meeting.
So I sat in front of the mirror for hours and perfected my serious death stare
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Wendy Boosel @dancerforlife07
343 Followers 1K Following I'm a 24 year old NIU Alum. I love the Hawks, Sox, Bulls, Bears, and NIU Football! The sox will always be my 1st lovee. preschool Teacher 👩🏫
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116 Followers 403 Following I'm candy, I live at the United Center, and I help the Blackhawks win. Frank Pellico is my roommate. Caution: tweets may be sour
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316 Followers 668 Following Hi I am the slick Swiss right winger Damien Brunner. I broke every record in Switzerland now I'm coming for yours NHL. Goal scorer for the Detroit Red Wings.
Amy Harshman @aimwoom
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aviolentviolet @aviolentviolet
224 Followers 1K Following Funny, sarcastic, fan of Ilya Bryzgalov, Pink Floyd, the Red Wings, hockey in general, NASCAR, the Reds, NIRVANA, and cats! Steam account: aviolentviolet
Hal Gill @hgill75
259 Followers 715 Following I am 6'7, 250 pounds of hockey genius. I am the greatest defenseman to walk the earth. I am Harold Priestly Gill, III. Follow me. I will blow your mind. *Fake*
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Sophie Couture @sosocouture87
176 Followers 1K Following![[Parody Account] NHL Blackhawks Enforcer 'Yes there are 2 paths u can go down, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on Led Zeppelin](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2757105237/fa86061f42388340028a43c77a79a1c7.jpeg)
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15 Followers 36 Following [Parody Account] NHL Blackhawks Enforcer 'Yes there are 2 paths u can go down, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on Led Zeppelin
Misha @fireglaceon
8 Followers 219 Following Insert something witty here with Ovi and Sasha referenced along with the Hawks. Cue laugh track.
Amanda Rose @AmandaWings501
318 Followers 813 Following I tweet a lot of Detroit sports (except basketball) and music lyrics. I'm a smartass, sarcastic, fun girl (or so I've been told) and tend to swear A LOT.
Ryan Delaney 12 @RYANDELANEY12
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DouchyZacParise @DouchyZacParise
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Russ @Jimmah35
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Chris Osbad @Chris_Osbad
162 Followers 256 Following I'm Chris fucking Osgood, goaltender emeritus. Enough said? No? Okay. Three Cups, 2 Jennings, 400 wins and some say I'm not good enough. Fuck them. Parody.
[Not] Dan Carcillo @NotCarBomb13
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3K Followers 2K Following Parody account. No affiliation with NHL, Blackhawks, Devils, or Corey Crawford. #Crawford4Vezina #HeIsRisen
M @girlgang22331
831 Followers 5 Following![Canadian Goalie with Olympic Dreams. *̣̣ #29 [RP Account]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/886393451192832001/kA2JmXPZ.jpg)
Miss Croz*̣̣ @TayIorCrosby
57 Followers 59 Following Canadian Goalie with Olympic Dreams. *̣̣ #29 [RP Account]
PK Miller @PartyBoyMiller
267 Followers 228 Following Red Wings LW and PK, drunk philosopher, party boy, Detroit's favorite forward and the only #silverfox. It's Miller time bitches! (Parody) (Kinda)
Jeff Skinner @notJeffSkinner
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Stanley Cup Richards @NotRichie_10
424 Followers 298 Following LA's finest King Mike Richards. Oh and I love my dog way too much. 2012 and 2014 Stanley Cup Champ.
Trade Incoming @tradeincoming
3K Followers 1K Following why are you viewing my profile? why am i even here?
Nathan Z @AsAMaattaOfFact
657 Followers 260 Following Pens & Pirates fan for over 23 years. Sugar coating is something that belongs on desserts. Other words & loud noises. Formerly (Not) Tyler Kennedy
Tyler Seguin @NotTySeguin19
491 Followers 95 Following i play hockey in dallas now after i got canned from boston. i like to party and im starting to enjoy southern food. im as real as the monsters under your bed
Conks @CyTonklin
556 Followers 985 Following Former Goaltender. Unemployed analyst and Olympia Club bartender for the Detroit Red Wings #parody this is not Ty Conklin
Douche Alex Ovechkin @DoucheOvechkin
265 Followers 146 Following The Russian Machine is the greatest of all time at hockey and the best (fake) twitterer around
Jonathan Toews @NotJonToews
97 Followers 194 Following ND Sioux, Blackhawks too, 10x Better than you
Tyler NotSo Seguin @SexySeguin
312 Followers 304 Following Natural scorer. Also a pretty good hockey player. (Parody account)
Kaner @SuperNotKane88
357 Followers 128 Following I'm just that silver Olympic medal wearing cabbie puncher. Am I really Patrick Kane? No, it's a parody bitches. I'm not real.
Bill Clement @notBillClement
94 Followers 71 Following Former NHL heartbreaker, now making broadcast excellence in the booth for the Philadelphia Flyers with my partner Jim Jackson Nite-in n Nite-Out
Alexandre Burrows @French_Fry14
317 Followers 178 Following Fingers aren't the only things I bite! (parody)
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157 Followers 137 Following Funny, quasi-evil alter ego of the NHL Posterchild. Now with new and improved noggin!
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Anthony Stewart @StewyStu13
20 Followers 50 Following Anthony Stewart #13 for the carolina hurricanes, not (Parody)
Fuckin right Chicago @TotallyCrawsome
952 Followers 938 Following 2x Stanley Cup Champ who stops'em w the left and the right. Top shelf? No worries. 5 hole? More like 5 wall! Ladies love me because I'm #50ShadesofSaves
Tyler Seguin @DoucheSeguin
190 Followers 274 Following I reckon I'm a forward playing in Dallas. Stanley Cup Champion. From Brampton, Ontario. #parody ( Email at [email protected] )
Ryan Callahan-Parise @RyanCallynot24
222 Followers 213 Following The proud captain of the New York Rangers, not! @Zach9Parise is the love of my life and my husband :).
not John Tortorella @TortzTalkz
227 Followers 211 Following 2004 Stanley Cup Ring. Playing in Slovenia for duration of the NHL lockout. #TortzSupportz @SyckHockey
Jonathan Quick @notQuicky
80 Followers 58 Following I make your team look bad. 2012 Conn Smythe trophy winner, oh yeah, I also won the Stanley Cup. King Henrik is my ultimate rival. Get on my level.
JohnScott NOT REAL @DROPTHEMGLOVES
31 Followers 132 Following I am the TOUGH GUY Mess with my Team and I will surely Drop the Gloves and leave you Bloody on the Ice! Use Fresh Wave it get's the Stink Out!
Douchy Patrick Kane @DouchyPatKane
118 Followers 105 Following I score goals fuck bitches and get money for a job. Living the good life. I was probably balls deep in your sister last night. just sayin. (FAKE)
Not Patrick Sharp @PseudoSharp10
207 Followers 24 Following Formerly known as SharpsSmile. Same sass, now just all over. I trash talk a lot. I'm only sexy on days that end with Y.
Don Cherry Parody @DonCherryParody
33K Followers 545 Following LET'S GO! (THUMBS UP) [email protected]
Haley @keeksm92
519 Followers 393 Following My last brain cell thinks about Joe Jonas, Taylor Swift, and books![[This is a parody Patrick Kane] I'm the mini troublemaking center from the Chicago Blackhawks, but you can call me mister highlight reel Or SuperKane ;)](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3004539787/5dcbcdb4bbded5d5fe3fbd041eeb3406.jpeg)
Patrick NOT Kane @PKane88Faux
128 Followers 82 Following [This is a parody Patrick Kane] I'm the mini troublemaking center from the Chicago Blackhawks, but you can call me mister highlight reel Or SuperKane ;)
GM @GretchenQM
28 Followers 148 Following
Chris Damasceno @BrasilianFury
1K Followers 1K Following 🇧🇷 nos EUA. YouTuber, Twitch Affiliate, VA, feijoada lover, noun. For business inquiries: [email protected]
Puckin Hostile @PuckinHostile
5K Followers 2K Following #Blackhawks writer since '09 - Dad of @OsbornHockey - @TheRinkOfficial co-founder - Dabbled in Coaching - 40+ yrs in 🥅 - Also #LetsGoBuffalo & #SeaKraken
Eric faking Godard @EricGodard28
154 Followers 53 Following NHL's Parody Fists of Glory. Living the (retired) dream.
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