Jonathan Quick @notQuicky
I make your team look bad. 2012 Conn Smythe trophy winner, oh yeah, I also won the Stanley Cup. King Henrik is my ultimate rival. Get on my level. On the Conn Smythe Joined June 2012-
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@TenderBabe30 how're you doin beautiful?
Just been super busy lately, how're y'all doing?
#ToTheGirlsWho Watch hockey. @Air_vasquez @NotKenarik @Alyssa_Lynn17 @xohaley_ @iBlameMikeGreen
Summer Olympics can suck my big Stanley Cup winning hammer.
#15addictions Fapping to @xohaley_'s Instagram pictures. What?! You don't do it too?!
@JBernier45 Those girls hang around me all the time.
@NotKenarik Fun Fact: When Fuhr was injured, coach Ranford replaced, winning a Cup, Conn Smythe, and leading Oilers goaltenders in wins.
@NotKenarik He's my #1 idol outside of PL, I've seen them all :p I'm actually getting some of last years gear from coach Ranford, PUMPED.
I hereby promise that if a rabbit is having a birth in my yard, I won't torture you like @JonathanQuick32 has.
@NotKenarik Jesus, that sounds terrible.
I think it'd be shit n' giggles if @NotTimThomas actually made team USA, I'd totally call him on his 70's porn stache'. #PrettyFlyForABruin
Considering taking this account up as a permanent for the off-season, now that PL is calm.
@JBernier45 Winning Stanley Cups n' shit.
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Derek Roy @DerekNotRoy
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arminoo @arminoo102
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BigJoeGratta @JoeInTheTruck
11 Followers 70 Following My bastard of a son it would be to make me a Tweeter account. Obviously not THE Big Joe Gratta
13 @TenderBabe30
514 Followers 420 Following Livin life between the pipes. 100% canadian, 100% tendy. Mediocre tweets at best.
Zack Kassian @notKassian
64 Followers 69 Following The dirtiest mug in the NHL, tough-guy second liner, and the Vancouver Canucks dental consultant.
Jonathan NOT Bernier @JBernier45
167 Followers 14 Following Turn away the rubber for the Toronto Maple Leafs. Stanley Cup Champion. Randy Carlyle is my bitch. Not the actual Jonny Bernier.
Douchy Patrick Kane @DouchyPatKane
118 Followers 105 Following I score goals fuck bitches and get money for a job. Living the good life. I was probably balls deep in your sister last night. just sayin. (FAKE)
Pierre McGuire @McGuireTweets
143 Followers 219 Following I'm the number one NHL broadcaster with NBC. I bring insight, hockey prowess, and I'm an announcer with a big stick. Not actually Pierre McGuire.
Ryan Callahan-Parise @RyanCallynot24
222 Followers 213 Following The proud captain of the New York Rangers, not! @Zach9Parise is the love of my life and my husband :).
Cory Schneider @NotSchneids
136 Followers 27 Following I'm Cory Schneider and I'm better than you. (Not Schneids)
Count Bettman @CountBettman
5K Followers 21 Following parody account: voted Time Magazine tweeter of the year. [email protected]
Kevin Bieksa @kbieksa3
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Tyler Seguin @NotTySeguin19
491 Followers 95 Following i play hockey in dallas now after i got canned from boston. i like to party and im starting to enjoy southern food. im as real as the monsters under your bed
Chris Higgins @Not_Chiggy20
315 Followers 70 Following My abs are better than yours. #20 for who the fuck knows right now. will work for beer. Parody.
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Douche Alex Ovechkin @DoucheOvechkin
265 Followers 146 Following The Russian Machine is the greatest of all time at hockey and the best (fake) twitterer around
Jeff Freaking Carter @CapnCarter77
583 Followers 293 Following The man, the myth, the legend. I'm the soon to be captain of the Los Angeles Kings. I play center both on and off the ice. #zing
M @girlgang22331
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yands @yandlewithcare
541 Followers 352 Following ceo of beards | ceo of being retired | ceo of not the real yands
Brendan Shanaban @NHLShannaban
132 Followers 129 Following Inconsistant and discriminatory NHL Senior VP Player Safety (not really Brendan Shanahan)
Faux Hartsy @FakeHartsy19
128 Followers 52 Following I don't always score goals, but when I do, I fall down afterwards. P.S. Suck it, Phaneuf! (Parody)
Wayne Simmonds @FakeWayneSimmer
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357 Followers 128 Following I'm just that silver Olympic medal wearing cabbie puncher. Am I really Patrick Kane? No, it's a parody bitches. I'm not real.
Dan Hamhuis @DanNotHamhuis
185 Followers 142 Following Hi i'm Dan The Hammer Hamhuis. Probably the greatest Canuck ever. Way better than my D Partner: Kevin Bieksa
[Not]Jonathan Toews @CapnSerious
165 Followers 70 Following Full time job of being the Cap'n of the Chicago Blackhawks. I take my Job VERY serious. My part Time Job is chirping @PKane88Faux and keeping him in line
Fake Todd Bertuzzi �... @fakebertuzzi44
793 Followers 2K Following Me? Rhodes scholar and student of Datsyuk. Currently searching for my fourth tooth. Exploring my queerness. Parody. Cal Bears/Red Wings/Toledo Rockets
Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0
1.3M Followers 3K Following Retired hockey player now working in the world of media with the @spittinchiclets podcast & @NHL_On_TNT. Co-founder of @pinkwhitney. 🤠🏒🇨🇦🎙🍺
Not Brendan Shanahan @NHLShanaBan
2K Followers 39 Following President of Hockey Operations, Toronto Maple Leafs. Emeritus VP of Player Safety. Not Brendan Shanahan.
Todd Bertuzzi @Fake_Tuzzi
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Tim F'n Thomas @TimmySaves
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Fuckin right Chicago @TotallyCrawsome
952 Followers 938 Following 2x Stanley Cup Champ who stops'em w the left and the right. Top shelf? No worries. 5 hole? More like 5 wall! Ladies love me because I'm #50ShadesofSaves
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