False Tim @TimNotThomas30

Hockey player, currently on hiatus. Joined April 2013

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False Tim @TimNotThomas30

13 years ago

@NotKenarik Hello, beautiful.

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

13 years ago

@NotKenarik They did. They're asleep now, but drop by tomorrow?

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

13 years ago

@NotKenarik I can tell. Well, now I'm here and I'm all yours.

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

13 years ago

Hello, beautiful. @NotKenarik

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

14 years ago

@NotKenarik Yes.

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

14 years ago

@NotKenarik We should. They need to go to sleep soon.

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

14 years ago

@NotKenarik They still have school tomorrow, though.

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

14 years ago

@NotKenarik Don't worry about that.

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

14 years ago

@NotKenarik Told you. They like you.

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

14 years ago

@NotKenarik [Pulls them off of you one by one.] Kids!

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

14 years ago

@NotKenarik See you.

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

14 years ago

@NotKenarik Well. [Shrugs one shoulder, looking down at you.] She's always been like that. I think they'd like that.

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

14 years ago

@NotKenarik They do like you. They all said you're nicer than their momma...

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

14 years ago

@NotKenarik You can come over.

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

14 years ago

@NotKenarik I have them every weekend.

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

14 years ago

Those punks should stay away from my woman.

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

14 years ago

@NotKenarik [Pulls you closer, taking control of the kiss.]

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

14 years ago

@NotKenarik You're mine.

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

14 years ago

@NotKenarik Permission denied.

False Tim @TimNotThomas30

14 years ago

@NotKenarik Yeah, let them pick.

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NHL @NHL

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