Zack Kassian @notKassian
The dirtiest mug in the NHL, tough-guy second liner, and the Vancouver Canucks dental consultant. Joined January 2013-
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Lets all just chill the he out, have a beer and a moment of silence why don't we? @DerekNotRoy @not_chiggy20
Holy fuck batman it's pretty heated in here tonight.
Sorry I haven't been around, new job mixed with getting over a concussion. So what's happening?
@air_hockey8 Iceman at our major-junior arena
Sorry I haven't been around much folks, just started a new job
OH MY GOD FUCKING FINALLY NOW ALL YOUNFUCKS CAN SHUT UP THANK YOY
Off to bed folks, hope y'all have good dreams about your team winning the cup. #NiceGuyTweet
I fucking love Snapchat. I honestly don't see anything wrong with it.
@NJcountrycutie never met a girl kinky enough to make the investment worth it so
And just when I was trying to keep my hormones in check, women happened.
@NJcountrycutie why?! I couldn't see it being comfortable
@NJcountrycutie 😳 I shivered at the thought of piercing them. Couldn't do it.
Masonater W @MasonaterW
2K Followers 4K Following wrestlernbro83 on snapchat Football and wrestling is my life, BMOC, Future Frat bro. . .current beast https://t.co/q6TxswU4WK
Bro Horvat @BroHorvat
2 Followers 32 Following Top two-way prospect for the Canucks, Ryan Kesler's key to retirement, and the next Pat Bergeron. Not actually Bo Horvat. #parody
Gabriella Kruger @gabbynotkruger
36 Followers 46 Following Parody|Husband @Marcusnotkruger|big supporter of the Chicago Blackhawks|model,actress
Malek Gagnon-Houle @HouleMalek
26 Followers 376 Following
Bryna Ashe @mothergoose1230
104 Followers 752 Following I am battling C-PTSD, Mom of an amazing lil girl and daughter of a cop, Just trying to be a good person/Mom and enjoy life with my daughter and my other half.
Connie Sniegowski for... @FiesterBunny
39 Followers 925 Following loves hockey,football,and boyfriend Mike,Hunts,fish,camping'and baseball
Nikolai Khabibulin @NotKhabi39
25 Followers 49 Following
Your Local Goon @GoodGuyGoon
7 Followers 64 Following Just a good Canadian kid here to show love to all the goons, bruisers, and enforcers willing to bust heads for the good ol' game of hockey. #GoonLife
ashleigh c king @AshrubyC
20 Followers 171 Following
1LuongoFan #VAN #FLA @BobbyLuAndCrew
578 Followers 2K Following True fan of Roberto Luongo + VancouverCanucks! #GoCanucksGo #VAN ☀#FLA Panthers #LetsGoPanthers! #BromanceEraHasBegun!=)
Gabriella @fauxJohnsonx
54 Followers 85 Following RP/FL|Gabby|Soon to be Mrs. Kruger|@MarcusNotKruger is my one true love|Model|Elina,Vonnie,Julianne are my best friends
Simon Labonté @SIMON_NHL
119 Followers 1K Following
Karyssa @BackupKaryssa
31 Followers 80 Following backup account for when @HenrikSaves is jailed. sad life.
2013 NHL Playoffs @2013NHLPlayoffs
292 Followers 625 Following The Official Twitter page of the 2013 National Hockey League Playoffs #2013NHLPlayoffs
Trade Block Budaj @Budaj_de_Backup
224 Followers 115 Following NOT ACTUALLY BUDAJ. Part-time starter, full-time sassy Slovak. Contrary to popular belief I'm a parody. #BudajDeBest #BelieveInBudaj
Martino @canucker101
4K Followers 3K Following #Canucks @Canucks Fan 🏒🥅 Commercial Fisherman, Vancouver Island - Grew up East Van (the drive). Tsakis - Kwakiutl Nation - North Island.
sandra malku @cancks33
12 Followers 181 Following
Derek Roy @DerekNotRoy
41 Followers 73 Following Wary traveler of the National Hockey League. Started in Buffalo, now we here. #Parody
Peter Antoine @midwaypete
105 Followers 826 Following
****BACK IN BLACK*** @vampire_italian
45 Followers 229 Following ***Canucks Hockey/Family/ Logging/Trucking/Working Hard/persistent little Basstard ***
Michelle L Prince @rowprince
749 Followers 2K Following Mum to 3 Gen Z BSc, M.S.Ed Proud to be 🇨🇦🇭🇷🏴
that hockey girl @thathockeygirl8
374 Followers 330 Following
Jonathan Quick @notQuicky
80 Followers 58 Following I make your team look bad. 2012 Conn Smythe trophy winner, oh yeah, I also won the Stanley Cup. King Henrik is my ultimate rival. Get on my level.
Tyler NotSo Seguin @SexySeguin
312 Followers 304 Following Natural scorer. Also a pretty good hockey player. (Parody account)
Joey @CanadianKangroo
95 Followers 648 Following Beautiful British Columbia. SportsFan. formerly Vancouver Giants Ice Crew / Seafair Minor Hockey Alumni / Hockey Dad
alyssa @morgan___alyssa
655 Followers 623 Following former choir teacher, billing specialist, & amateur actress | she/hers |♩| i apologize for any tweets that i cause to appear on your feed | ♌️
Braydon Coburn @Braydon_C5
278 Followers 401 Following This is the official PARODY account of #Lightning D-Man Braydon Coburn. #TeamFuckThePens
Henrik Sedin @HenrikNot33
59 Followers 40 Following not the captain of the canucks but close to it #Parody
aviolentviolet @aviolentviolet
224 Followers 1K Following Funny, sarcastic, fan of Ilya Bryzgalov, Pink Floyd, the Red Wings, hockey in general, NASCAR, the Reds, NIRVANA, and cats! Steam account: aviolentviolet
Brandon Saad @brandon_saad
128 Followers 165 Following Danglin' benders and Snipin' tenders since '92 The Name's Brandon Mothafuckin Saad.
tanya @TashaZed
7 Followers 158 Following
Tyler Allan @tylertalking
49 Followers 88 Following I'm a tech & gadget, music and movie addicted nurse.
Pavel Datsick @PavelDatsick13
86 Followers 92 Following I am the best there is. Center for the Detroit Red Wings. I have won a few cups only because of my filthy mitts. They call me the Messiah and I just plow Pussy.
Jonathan Toews @CaptainNotToews
386 Followers 183 Following Captain of the Blackhawks. 2 Stanley Cups and a gold medal. Don't worry about fangirling, I'm a parody.
Tyson's Jacket @tysonsjacket
314 Followers 242 Following Blended from the finest velour carpets and drapes in the world.
Kaner @SuperNotKane88
357 Followers 128 Following I'm just that silver Olympic medal wearing cabbie puncher. Am I really Patrick Kane? No, it's a parody bitches. I'm not real.
Jeff Freaking Carter @CapnCarter77
583 Followers 293 Following The man, the myth, the legend. I'm the soon to be captain of the Los Angeles Kings. I play center both on and off the ice. #zing
angry tuukka @AngryTuukka
657 Followers 53 Following Angry Finn. Thrower of milk crates. BAMF. Bruins goalie. Cardigan wearer. (This is a parody account. But you probably knew that)
Carlin @CarlinPoole
4 Followers 34 Following
Bryan Moore @flytierbsm
8 Followers 321 Following
Maxim Lapierre @notLappy
178 Followers 108 Following POUTINE. Official parody of Maxim Lapierre on the Pittsburgh Penguins. Professional uh troll
Brad-not-Marchand @brad63allstar
28 Followers 74 Following you already fackin know, snipin pockets and wheeling rockets. #ftb #parody
Tara T @gamewornjersey
168 Followers 499 Following Likes to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar. And follow the Canucks, of course.
Derek Roy @DerekNotRoy
41 Followers 73 Following Wary traveler of the National Hockey League. Started in Buffalo, now we here. #Parody
Alex Galchenyuk @AGally94
170K Followers 7 Following
Derek Roy @Roy9ner
44K Followers 162 Following Went from working at a strawberry patch to living my dream playing in the NHL. Olympic bronze medalist. Salesperson Re/max Hallmark,
Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL
1.5M Followers 102 Following Compte officiel des Canadiens de Montréal · Official account of the Montreal Canadiens #GoHabsGo 🏒🥅
Karyssa @BackupKaryssa
31 Followers 80 Following backup account for when @HenrikSaves is jailed. sad life.
that hockey girl @thathockeygirl8
374 Followers 330 Following
Carey Price @CP0031
315K Followers 284 Following Minder of nets - Thwarter of goals - Swatter of pucks
Behind the Scenes @BehindScenePics
34K Followers 1 Following A celebration of movie making. Showcasing behind the scenes photos from all the greatest movies.
Haley @keeksm92
519 Followers 393 Following My last brain cell thinks about Joe Jonas, Taylor Swift, and books
Cass Bennett @cassidybentley
243 Followers 73 Following
alyssa @morgan___alyssa
655 Followers 623 Following former choir teacher, billing specialist, & amateur actress | she/hers |♩| i apologize for any tweets that i cause to appear on your feed | ♌️
Jordan Schroeder @J_Schroeder90
13K Followers 118 Following Pro Hockey Player | MN| Instagram: @j_schroeder90
Brendan Gallagher @BGALLY17
236K Followers 232 Following #11 Montreal Canadiens | Vancouver giants alumni | Tsawwassen B.C. | 2016 WORLD CHAMPION | #WhoDey |
SurvivormanTimThomas @TimmysBunker
135 Followers 97 Following I live in my anti-apocalyptic bunker in the Rockies where I focus on the second coming, family, and friends...and the ARP/POV system and G-Form Training.
(Not) Tanner Glass @Tanner15Glass
81 Followers 132 Following Former Panther/Canuck/Jet, now a Penguin. Ivy League mind, but I'll check you into oblivion. Clearly not really Tanner Glass
FML_Brunner @NotBladeBrunner
316 Followers 668 Following Hi I am the slick Swiss right winger Damien Brunner. I broke every record in Switzerland now I'm coming for yours NHL. Goal scorer for the Detroit Red Wings.
B's Up, Bettman Down @Dougie_Fresh_27
137 Followers 85 Following
Duncan Keith @Not_DuncanTeeth
148 Followers 60 Following Officially Not Duncan Keith, the loser of Teeth, 2010 Stanley Cup Champion, #2 on the ice, #1 in your hearts.
Patrick Sharp @Not_Sharp10
70 Followers 23 Following
The Ghost of Hockey @NotTheNHL
1K Followers 582 Following Living the dream one flight at a time. Unapologetically Jewish ✡️
Not John Tortorella @JTortsTSN
302 Followers 600 Following Now, with twice the Jam! Still not the real John Tortorella.
Brad-not-Marchand @brad63allstar
28 Followers 74 Following you already fackin know, snipin pockets and wheeling rockets. #ftb #parody
Patrice Bergeron @PatNotBergeron
854 Followers 176 Following Yeah, it's me, Patty. Number 37. That deadly alternate captain, and center for the Boston Bruins. THIS IS A PARODY.
Henrik Sedin @HenrikNot33
59 Followers 40 Following not the captain of the canucks but close to it #Parody
not Kyle Quincey @NotKyleQuincey
143 Followers 1 Following I'm somehow a defenseman on the detroit red wings. Still a beaut though (PARODY ACCOUNT OBVIOUSLY NOT THE REAL KYLE QUINCEY)
Mackenzie Robins @kenzierobins
221 Followers 180 Following
Jonathan Quick @notQuicky
80 Followers 58 Following I make your team look bad. 2012 Conn Smythe trophy winner, oh yeah, I also won the Stanley Cup. King Henrik is my ultimate rival. Get on my level.
Not Derek Jory @NotDerekJory
40 Followers 9 Following
✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz
537 Followers 722 Following science teacher | it’s showbiz baby | radiator of chaotic energy | embodiment of awkward finger guns |☀️|
Clearly Not Cleary @danny11cleary
688 Followers 202 Following I'm a parody. That means im not actually Dan Cleary. I'm just a funnier version. I play for the Wings. On rare occasions, I score.
Strombone @strombone1
631K Followers 219 Following
angry tuukka @AngryTuukka
657 Followers 53 Following Angry Finn. Thrower of milk crates. BAMF. Bruins goalie. Cardigan wearer. (This is a parody account. But you probably knew that)
Eddie Läck @LackCityBitch
94 Followers 28 Following
Maxim Lapierre @notLappy
178 Followers 108 Following POUTINE. Official parody of Maxim Lapierre on the Pittsburgh Penguins. Professional uh trollTrends for United States
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